Kids are trying to figure out if me and my spouse are together (we won’t tell ‘em cause we don’t want social media stalkers).

They’re having a senior walk and, as someone who is not from the U.S., this is weird lol

Some teacher who keeps coming into the room has now told me I speak really good English for someone who comes from Mexico. “It’s not broken”. Sir, what the fuck?

Yep! Now you need at least double to live comfortably by yourself.

Questions were pretty tame. They mostly wanna know how much $$$ I make, but they think $45k is a lot 😅

Speaker starts with the morning routine (pledge of allegiance). Static and background song out of a horror movie lol