The Ol' Cactus Fella
@cactusjackisback.bsky.social
Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, posting and roasting is what I crave
Andrew Cuomo when it comes to getting endorsements from pedophiles:
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Andrew Cuomo when it comes to getting endorsements from pedophiles:
Sissy Donald Trump of failing United States President and owner of a terrible economy has a problem - the United States is no longer hot and has lost the mandate of heaven.
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sissy Donald Trump of failing United States President and owner of a terrible economy has a problem - the United States is no longer hot and has lost the mandate of heaven.
Free idea for any restaurants out there: Gummy Bear Soup
August 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Free idea for any restaurants out there: Gummy Bear Soup
Referring to midnight as dark noon.
June 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Referring to midnight as dark noon.
Bad news everyone. The dancing guy from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones was skanking so hard that he fell off the stage into the orchestra pit and died. He was 40 years old.
April 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Bad news everyone. The dancing guy from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones was skanking so hard that he fell off the stage into the orchestra pit and died. He was 40 years old.
I heard if you watch the Joker while already Jokerfied, it turns you back to normal because of how twisted it is.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I heard if you watch the Joker while already Jokerfied, it turns you back to normal because of how twisted it is.
My wife's only hall pass is the Mucinex Boogerman.
December 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
My wife's only hall pass is the Mucinex Boogerman.
I'm stupid, I stink, I wear a barrel with suspenders for clothing and I vote.
October 25, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I'm stupid, I stink, I wear a barrel with suspenders for clothing and I vote.
The Biden press conference took so long to start because the mortician who did his makeup was running late.
July 12, 2024 at 12:02 AM
The Biden press conference took so long to start because the mortician who did his makeup was running late.
I've bet my life savings on one of these old mummies shitting their pants tonight, and I'm feeling very good about it.
June 28, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I've bet my life savings on one of these old mummies shitting their pants tonight, and I'm feeling very good about it.
[Sung to Alice in Chains Man in the Box] I am a poop in a butt
June 17, 2024 at 3:55 PM
[Sung to Alice in Chains Man in the Box] I am a poop in a butt
They call me King Ralph cause when I see a royal it makes me puke.
March 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM
They call me King Ralph cause when I see a royal it makes me puke.
I have impasta syndrome. I see pasta and I'm eating it.
March 6, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I have impasta syndrome. I see pasta and I'm eating it.
More like Butt Turdy.
February 12, 2024 at 3:08 AM
More like Butt Turdy.
The woke left gave me a hate name - Butt Stinkington - just because I believed in grinding up undesirables in a giant cartoon meat grinder. That is not my name. My name is Butt Smellington and I will not be silenced!
November 5, 2023 at 2:37 AM
The woke left gave me a hate name - Butt Stinkington - just because I believed in grinding up undesirables in a giant cartoon meat grinder. That is not my name. My name is Butt Smellington and I will not be silenced!
At English Taco Bells they boil the tacos.
September 28, 2023 at 2:33 AM
At English Taco Bells they boil the tacos.
Flunking out of medical school because I won't stop saying that pee is stored in the balls.
September 16, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Flunking out of medical school because I won't stop saying that pee is stored in the balls.
I'm thinking this is the year I finally get a cloaca.
August 8, 2023 at 6:19 AM
I'm thinking this is the year I finally get a cloaca.
This is the year that I make bindles sexy.
July 31, 2023 at 6:27 AM
This is the year that I make bindles sexy.
I have just purchased a cordless die grinder and circular saw. It is officially over for you hos.
July 28, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I have just purchased a cordless die grinder and circular saw. It is officially over for you hos.