Cactus 🌵🌸
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30 | they/them | err on the side of reckless compassion
there’s a 15 week wait at the library for the audiobook of there is no antimemetics division 🥹🥹🥹
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
there’s a 15 week wait at the library for the audiobook of there is no antimemetics division 🥹🥹🥹
thinking about my aunt who went to high school in the 70’s and wore bellbottom jeans so long and so large that they hid the fact that she went to school barefoot. she didn’t *have* to be barefoot, for the record; she just chose to do that shit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
thinking about my aunt who went to high school in the 70’s and wore bellbottom jeans so long and so large that they hid the fact that she went to school barefoot. she didn’t *have* to be barefoot, for the record; she just chose to do that shit.
@waitforhightide.bsky.social made this reading list for me when I started my journey to the dark tower, so I shall use it again, but I need to figure out where Later fits…
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@waitforhightide.bsky.social made this reading list for me when I started my journey to the dark tower, so I shall use it again, but I need to figure out where Later fits…
might fuck around and get really obsessed with the dark tower again
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
might fuck around and get really obsessed with the dark tower again
lower back tattoo that says: I’D RATHER BE WATCHING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
lower back tattoo that says: I’D RATHER BE WATCHING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
I only like lasbusbus bc they look evil. They are evil, and gambling is maybe the worst direct byproduct of capitalism and the entire concept if blablublus is in fact gambling. But also they look like little demon abominable snowpeople. couldn’t be assed to care about them otherwise.
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I only like lasbusbus bc they look evil. They are evil, and gambling is maybe the worst direct byproduct of capitalism and the entire concept if blablublus is in fact gambling. But also they look like little demon abominable snowpeople. couldn’t be assed to care about them otherwise.
Amen, Amen, I say to you: Rupert Giles fucks.
all that to say: rupert giles fucks. that man can fuck. look me in the eyes and tell me that he doesn't have the stamina to go hard in the paint all night long. you're wrong, he does. rupert in the streets, ripper in the sheets.
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Amen, Amen, I say to you: Rupert Giles fucks.
i'm watching buffy the vampire slayer (the tv series) for what is effectively the first time and i'm already done w season 4 (and s1 of angel) but i'm 1) unenthusiastic to move on to s5 (i am excited for ats s2) and 2) kind of loving this break between btvs seasons bc i'm reading fanfic again.
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i'm watching buffy the vampire slayer (the tv series) for what is effectively the first time and i'm already done w season 4 (and s1 of angel) but i'm 1) unenthusiastic to move on to s5 (i am excited for ats s2) and 2) kind of loving this break between btvs seasons bc i'm reading fanfic again.
If I say “I have no strong feelings” about something, just take it as admittance that I know nothing about it
September 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If I say “I have no strong feelings” about something, just take it as admittance that I know nothing about it
There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm is everything I wanted from Recursion by Blake Crouch
August 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm is everything I wanted from Recursion by Blake Crouch
in the same way that I do not believe you can write a true slow burn romance under 20k words, I do not believe that you can truly make a “deep dive” YouTube video if it’s under an hour
June 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
in the same way that I do not believe you can write a true slow burn romance under 20k words, I do not believe that you can truly make a “deep dive” YouTube video if it’s under an hour
once upon a time I played undertale with my best friend and we would say HI and BYE like Temmi and now I have to fight the compulsion to say BOI at the end of the every interaction I’m
June 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
once upon a time I played undertale with my best friend and we would say HI and BYE like Temmi and now I have to fight the compulsion to say BOI at the end of the every interaction I’m
it’s a “lay in bed and rewatch the same movie over and over again” kind of day
May 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
it’s a “lay in bed and rewatch the same movie over and over again” kind of day
I will accidentally make you think about the movie Pitch Black (2000) dir. David Twohy more than you were probably ever meant to
March 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I will accidentally make you think about the movie Pitch Black (2000) dir. David Twohy more than you were probably ever meant to
god blessed the broken weed that got me high with you
February 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
god blessed the broken weed that got me high with you
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before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
the most important thing to know about me now as an almost 30 year old is that when I get Inebriated I either want to play sudoku, or Go depending on if I’m feeling Sociable. Mostly I play sudoku.
January 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the most important thing to know about me now as an almost 30 year old is that when I get Inebriated I either want to play sudoku, or Go depending on if I’m feeling Sociable. Mostly I play sudoku.
I’m watching 2 fast 2 furious for the first time and you’re telling me that the only FF movie without Vin Diesel is the one that does have Cole Hauser? if Radha Mitchell or Keith David shows up in this franchise my brain might melt
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I’m watching 2 fast 2 furious for the first time and you’re telling me that the only FF movie without Vin Diesel is the one that does have Cole Hauser? if Radha Mitchell or Keith David shows up in this franchise my brain might melt
if I had a nickel for every jj abrams “created by” credit on a show that he didn’t run I’d have uh hold on I have to actually count these nickels wait hold on come back I’m making a point
December 3, 2024 at 7:58 PM
if I had a nickel for every jj abrams “created by” credit on a show that he didn’t run I’d have uh hold on I have to actually count these nickels wait hold on come back I’m making a point
I’m sorry; the feeling is not mutual
December 23, 2023 at 7:09 AM
I’m sorry; the feeling is not mutual
Do kegel exercises instead of clenching your jaw when you’re anxious
December 9, 2023 at 5:01 AM
Do kegel exercises instead of clenching your jaw when you’re anxious
Blue flannel is main character energy
December 8, 2023 at 8:18 PM
Blue flannel is main character energy
sorry star, but I will fuck your husband
December 6, 2023 at 2:00 AM
sorry star, but I will fuck your husband
thinking about how I used to play darts in bars and how I would play multiple games with the same set and not let anyone else touch them or put a set back in the fry tray or plastic pitcher they’re always stored in to “cleanse” them of their previous wins and/or losses
November 29, 2023 at 2:59 AM
thinking about how I used to play darts in bars and how I would play multiple games with the same set and not let anyone else touch them or put a set back in the fry tray or plastic pitcher they’re always stored in to “cleanse” them of their previous wins and/or losses
O Superman by Laurie Anderson is getting a bit of a resurgence on tiktok and I am both delighted and annoyed because once again, for the second time in my life, I have that song stuck in my head 24/7
November 28, 2023 at 10:09 PM
O Superman by Laurie Anderson is getting a bit of a resurgence on tiktok and I am both delighted and annoyed because once again, for the second time in my life, I have that song stuck in my head 24/7