elon walked into our oval office
and metaphorically
pissed all over it.
hell..
even his 4 year old
flicked
trump shit..

and he did nothing.

The real reason the imbecile-in-chief enacted a tariff on Canada could be the picture of Justin Trudeau on melanias night stand..

not that he's allowed in there...

Want to slow the flow of fentanyl..

throwing billions into the war on drugs hasn't worked, and will never work.

perhaps putting that money into reviving our decimated mental health institutions will alleviate the need to numb ones mental pain.

never met a junkie that wanted to live that way.

Mr. President..
we've had reports of incoming miss...

God Dammit..

can't you see I'm putting.!

5 kids..

3 baby mamas'

banging a porn star while wifey shats out another progeny..

there was a time when the collective right would lose their minds over this type of conduct.

ah the good ole days..

Operation cut the head off the snake is coming along nicely.

get easily persuaded moron re-elected president..
check.

install whacked out Q-anon dupe head of CIA..
check.

install drunken sexual predator head of DOD..
check.

on to kash and gabby..

The day the U.S. died.

so bye bye miss american pie...