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Something 2 Hold U Over
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December 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Something 2 Hold U Over
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Last Christmas, I gave you my chart, but the very next day, there was nothing to say. www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 13/12/2025 (Christmas Garbage) · The race is on for the Christmas #1.
That’s right, it’s nearly the Christmas chart but not yet the one that actually matters…
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December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Last Christmas, I gave you my chart, but the very next day, there was nothing to say. www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
This week on the UK Singles Chart, both Bleachers and Gwen Stefani make Christmas sound depressing in wildly different ways. And Central Cee does what he always does. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 06/12/2025 (Christmas Garbage) · Don’t they know it’s Christmas time? Yes, we do and it’s one of those weeks. Welcome to a festively abrupt episode of REVIEWI…
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December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This week on the UK Singles Chart, both Bleachers and Gwen Stefani make Christmas sound depressing in wildly different ways. And Central Cee does what he always does. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
smoking on a ken with my fellows stringing posies
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
smoking on a ken with my fellows stringing posies
Wicked returns to our screens, Tate McRae returns to our ears, and both "I Run" and Christmas songs return to our charts. Read my thoughts, reviews and this week especially, comical asides, on the UK Singles Chart here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 29/11/2025 (Wicked: For Good with Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey, Tate McRae's SO CLOSE TO WHAT???, Olivia Dean, Stray Kids) · Taylor Swift…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wicked returns to our screens, Tate McRae returns to our ears, and both "I Run" and Christmas songs return to our charts. Read my thoughts, reviews and this week especially, comical asides, on the UK Singles Chart here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
We are gathered here today at the UK Singles Chart for the funeral of D-Block Europe to commemorate the legacy of Young Adz and Dirtbike Lb. Oh, and Hazbin Hotel, NF and Charli xcx are here too. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 22/11/2025 (Charli xcx, NF's FEAR, Hazbin Hotel Season 2) · Well… this should be a week, that’s for sure. Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia” stays on top of…
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November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We are gathered here today at the UK Singles Chart for the funeral of D-Block Europe to commemorate the legacy of Young Adz and Dirtbike Lb. Oh, and Hazbin Hotel, NF and Charli xcx are here too. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
This week on the UK Singles Chart, ROSALÍA's LUX allows for her biggest splash yet, Digga D and Katy Perry semi-triumphantly return and Fred again.. drops the ball. Read my thoughts and reviews on that and more here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 15/11/2025 (ROSALÍA's LUX, Fred again.., Sammy Virji and Reggie, Digga D) · For a fourth week, “The Fate of Ophelia” by Taylor Swift stands at #1 on the UK Si…
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November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This week on the UK Singles Chart, ROSALÍA's LUX allows for her biggest splash yet, Digga D and Katy Perry semi-triumphantly return and Fred again.. drops the ball. Read my thoughts and reviews on that and more here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
We get a slow winter week on the UK Singles Chart with Halloween leftovers and a few new tracks from the likes of Olivia Dean, ROSALÍA and Florence + the Machine. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 08/11/2025 (Olivia Dean, EsDeeKid) · “Golden” by “HUNTR/X” (the voices of EJAE, AUDREY NUNA and REI AMI) from the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack sticks to #1 o…
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November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We get a slow winter week on the UK Singles Chart with Halloween leftovers and a few new tracks from the likes of Olivia Dean, ROSALÍA and Florence + the Machine. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
Lily Allen is a West End Girl, Dave is The Boy Who Played the Harp, and I'm tired. It's a lengthy week on the UK Singles Chart with the impact of several quality albums and more (including Skye Newman, Lewis Capaldi among others). Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 01/11/2025 (Dave's The Boy Who Played the Harp with Tems, James Blake & Kano, Lily Allen's West End Girl, Skye Newman's SE9 Part 1) · HUNTR/X from the KPop De…
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October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Lily Allen is a West End Girl, Dave is The Boy Who Played the Harp, and I'm tired. It's a lengthy week on the UK Singles Chart with the impact of several quality albums and more (including Skye Newman, Lewis Capaldi among others). Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
We have a litany of songs to review on the UK Singles Chart this week, from Joji's speedran comeback single, Sam Fender's Elton John-assisted Mercury Prize celebration, and more from the likes of David Guetta, Ed Sheeran & the KPop Demon Hunters. Read my thoughts here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 25/10/2025 (HUNTR/X, Sam Fender & Elton John, Tame Impala, Joji) · For a third week, Taylor Swift holds onto #1 on the UK Singles Chart. with “The Fate of Oph…
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October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We have a litany of songs to review on the UK Singles Chart this week, from Joji's speedran comeback single, Sam Fender's Elton John-assisted Mercury Prize celebration, and more from the likes of David Guetta, Ed Sheeran & the KPop Demon Hunters. Read my thoughts here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
This week is a bit all over the place on the UK Singles Chart, with BLACKPINK's JISOO dueting with ZAYN, two breakouts from SIENNA SPIRO, a new Skepta collab, a cartoon season that hasn't even premiered yet, a 50-year-old album more. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 18/10/2025 (SIENNA SPIRO, JISOO & ZAYN) · Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia” sticks to the very top of the UK Singles Chart after its #1 debut last week. We…
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October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This week is a bit all over the place on the UK Singles Chart, with BLACKPINK's JISOO dueting with ZAYN, two breakouts from SIENNA SPIRO, a new Skepta collab, a cartoon season that hasn't even premiered yet, a 50-year-old album more. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
Travis Kelce's penis inspires the biggest pop spectacle of the year. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 11/10/2025 (Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl: The Crowd Says Bo Selecta Limited Edition Variant) · It’s the Taylor Show. You know the drill. Let’s get it…
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October 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Travis Kelce's penis inspires the biggest pop spectacle of the year. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
This week on the UK Singles Chart, Tate McRae disses The Kid LAROI in the top 10 whilst Olivia Dean & Doja Cat deliver great songs from their albums amidst other new tracks from Tame Impala, MK, Myles Smith and more. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 04/10/2025 (Tate McRae, Olivia Dean, Sabrina Carpenter, Myles Smith, Doja Cat) · Olivia Dean has pushed to her first ever #1 with “Man I Need” overtaking “Gol…
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October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This week on the UK Singles Chart, Tate McRae disses The Kid LAROI in the top 10 whilst Olivia Dean & Doja Cat deliver great songs from their albums amidst other new tracks from Tame Impala, MK, Myles Smith and more. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
Lewis Capaldi and RAYE land in the top 10 on this week's UK Singles Chart amidst peeks into Lola Young's album, Anne-Marie's mental health, James Hype's new track and... the underground UK jerk-rap scene? Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 27/09/2025 (Lewis Capaldi, RAYE) · “Golden” by “HUNTR/X” (the voices of EJAE, AUDREY NUNA and REI AMI) from the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack sticks to #1 on…
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September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lewis Capaldi and RAYE land in the top 10 on this week's UK Singles Chart amidst peeks into Lola Young's album, Anne-Marie's mental health, James Hype's new track and... the underground UK jerk-rap scene? Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
This week on the UK Singles Chart, Ed Sheeran makes a Play amidst a new song from JADE, Gorillaz and Twenty One Pilots adding to both their lore, and Drake getting put in the dog house where he belongs. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 20/09/2025 (Ed Sheeran) · For a seventh week, “Golden” by “HUNTR/X” (the voices of EJAE, AUDREY NUNA and REI AMI) from the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack stick…
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September 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This week on the UK Singles Chart, Ed Sheeran makes a Play amidst a new song from JADE, Gorillaz and Twenty One Pilots adding to both their lore, and Drake getting put in the dog house where he belongs. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
On this week's UK Singles Chart, we're treated to a fan favourite from Sabrina Carpenter alongside new tracks from Lady Gaga, Calvin Harris and Justin Bieber in a short but sweet week. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 13/09/2025 (Sabrina Carpenter, Lady Gaga, Calvin Harris & Jessie Reyez) · For a sixth week, “Golden” by HUNTR/X (the voices of EJAE, AUDREY NUNA and REI AMI)…
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September 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
On this week's UK Singles Chart, we're treated to a fan favourite from Sabrina Carpenter alongside new tracks from Lady Gaga, Calvin Harris and Justin Bieber in a short but sweet week. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
On this week's UK Singles Chart, Sabrina Carpenter makes a huge splash with Man's Best Friend, Skepta & Fred again.. team up for an EP and we get a few surprisingly good EDM tracks to boot. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 06/09/2025 (Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Skepta & Fred again..) · For a fifth week on the UK Singles Chart, HUNTR/X (the voices of EJAE, AUDREY NUN…
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September 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
On this week's UK Singles Chart, Sabrina Carpenter makes a huge splash with Man's Best Friend, Skepta & Fred again.. team up for an EP and we get a few surprisingly good EDM tracks to boot. Read my thoughts and reviews here: www.tumblr.com/deadcactuswa...
Violent GAY and Shaggy 2 WOKE: Fuckin PRONOUNS, how do they work????
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Violent GAY and Shaggy 2 WOKE: Fuckin PRONOUNS, how do they work????