fanfic writers: [AFAB character has like 4 orgasms before begging to stop]

me, who regularly masturbates for an hour or longer and cums every 4 minutes:

oh no knuckles

now that we’re finally getting the Fantastic Four in the MCU, I demand that Johnny and Angelica be made canon as soon as possible

do it, cowards

#fantasticfour

true blue with your fists up, you little kiss-up

(again not true nsfw but trying to get my account going)

#haikyuu #cwblood #oikawatohru #matsukawaissei #hanamakitakahiro #iwaizumihajime #aobajohsai #seijoh

true story, in my procreate files this is called “my hero // my problem”

#mha #bnha

lighten up, buttercup

#jjk #jjkchoso

sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

inspired by a Cake song and characters from Starfighter by @hamletmachine.bsky.social

(I know it’s not that horny but I’m just tryna get some of my art up ok this account to get it going)

you got hope tattooed on your throat, and I got respect on the side of my neck

inspired by a Front Bottoms song and a couple characters from Starfighter by @hamletmachine.bsky.social

kicking off this account with the horniest things I’ve been allowed to do for my bar gig
(it’s not much but it’s honest work)
((I’m only allowed to to make them so horny))