Caboodle is going to a fest of fur in the (mid) west
@caboodle.horse
A Unicom. @MalyTwoTails.com husbando. Good at magic and computers. Bad at being normal. 39 birthdays haver. Am huge. Someday will reclaim @jondisaurus, that’s also me.
All things pass into the night
Mountains’re nice
All things pass into the night
Mountains’re nice
Pinned
On pat ron I see people who want a monthly fee to see ai “art” they claim as their own. Like anyone couldn’t just type “horny wolf lady with big boobs on the beach with bedroom eyes. Has horse weiner” and get plagiarized art for free
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
On pat ron I see people who want a monthly fee to see ai “art” they claim as their own. Like anyone couldn’t just type “horny wolf lady with big boobs on the beach with bedroom eyes. Has horse weiner” and get plagiarized art for free
I actually don’t know who I would call if an invisible man is sleeping in my bed
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I actually don’t know who I would call if an invisible man is sleeping in my bed
I get excited and then disappointed every time with badger based media. Always want an American badger, always get European
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I get excited and then disappointed every time with badger based media. Always want an American badger, always get European
My brother admitted he stole it, says not to right on the cartridge (which I wrote when I was stolen the first time)
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My brother admitted he stole it, says not to right on the cartridge (which I wrote when I was stolen the first time)
I can’t get over how fucked the world is when you make Weird Al turn in to Serious Alfred. Craziest part is he is VERY religious but still wants nothing to do with the Christofacist nationationals who try to hide behind a flag and a cross while destroying the earth for billionaires
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can’t get over how fucked the world is when you make Weird Al turn in to Serious Alfred. Craziest part is he is VERY religious but still wants nothing to do with the Christofacist nationationals who try to hide behind a flag and a cross while destroying the earth for billionaires
It’s a bad time to be 6 foot and seven inches tall
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s a bad time to be 6 foot and seven inches tall
Reposted by Caboodle is going to a fest of fur in the (mid) west
A pointy assortment of holiday horses. 🪅
🦄: @caboodle.horse
🦄: @hoofurs.bsky.social
✂️: @poeproductions.bsky.social
📸: @lafayel.furry.horse
#MFF2025 #MidwestFurfest
#FursuitEveryday #Fursuit #Furry
🦄: @caboodle.horse
🦄: @hoofurs.bsky.social
✂️: @poeproductions.bsky.social
📸: @lafayel.furry.horse
#MFF2025 #MidwestFurfest
#FursuitEveryday #Fursuit #Furry
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A pointy assortment of holiday horses. 🪅
🦄: @caboodle.horse
🦄: @hoofurs.bsky.social
✂️: @poeproductions.bsky.social
📸: @lafayel.furry.horse
#MFF2025 #MidwestFurfest
#FursuitEveryday #Fursuit #Furry
🦄: @caboodle.horse
🦄: @hoofurs.bsky.social
✂️: @poeproductions.bsky.social
📸: @lafayel.furry.horse
#MFF2025 #MidwestFurfest
#FursuitEveryday #Fursuit #Furry
You deserve to eat Caesar salad naked
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You deserve to eat Caesar salad naked
Made a collar that glows so much in the dark after a black light that you could use it as a light
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Made a collar that glows so much in the dark after a black light that you could use it as a light
Went to the hoofed furs panel today and they didn’t have the unicorns (4x) congregate with the horses (like 30x) but I went over there anyway with my magic head stick and got my even toes all up in their odd toed ungulate pics
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Went to the hoofed furs panel today and they didn’t have the unicorns (4x) congregate with the horses (like 30x) but I went over there anyway with my magic head stick and got my even toes all up in their odd toed ungulate pics
This Christmas give your child what they really want: a breaker bar
“I can’t wait to show the girls at school! I love you dad!”
“I can’t wait to show the girls at school! I love you dad!”
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This Christmas give your child what they really want: a breaker bar
“I can’t wait to show the girls at school! I love you dad!”
“I can’t wait to show the girls at school! I love you dad!”
Telegram is so desperate to get me to buy their lame nft gifts that are mostly Pepes using stars they want me to earn through allowing people to pay to talk in channels. I can’t imagine anyone I know who would even consider using these features
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Telegram is so desperate to get me to buy their lame nft gifts that are mostly Pepes using stars they want me to earn through allowing people to pay to talk in channels. I can’t imagine anyone I know who would even consider using these features
I imagine the “kids” from the new stranger things season all having thick deep New Jersey accents and smoking the whole time while complaining about homework and band class
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I imagine the “kids” from the new stranger things season all having thick deep New Jersey accents and smoking the whole time while complaining about homework and band class
(Nasally snooty voice) I apologize but us instructions prefer not to intermingle with the unfortunate data types such as yourselves. Need I remind you that we went to haaaaaaavard.
(If you don’t understand this joke, I assure you, it sucks even if you do know cpu architecture basics)
(If you don’t understand this joke, I assure you, it sucks even if you do know cpu architecture basics)
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
(Nasally snooty voice) I apologize but us instructions prefer not to intermingle with the unfortunate data types such as yourselves. Need I remind you that we went to haaaaaaavard.
(If you don’t understand this joke, I assure you, it sucks even if you do know cpu architecture basics)
(If you don’t understand this joke, I assure you, it sucks even if you do know cpu architecture basics)
I don’t know what the hell is up with ddr5 ram prices but I guess I will wait longer to build a computer
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I don’t know what the hell is up with ddr5 ram prices but I guess I will wait longer to build a computer
I’m so glad ai didn’t exist when I was in college. I want to pretend I would take the moral high ground but I know 1 hour before class I would put in “write a 4000 word essay on dangers of modern computing as if you were a c grade college student who doesn’t care”
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’m so glad ai didn’t exist when I was in college. I want to pretend I would take the moral high ground but I know 1 hour before class I would put in “write a 4000 word essay on dangers of modern computing as if you were a c grade college student who doesn’t care”
It’s weird this will be my first time
not going to FC since 2008 (minus the covid junk naturally). Got a no from dealers for the first time so going to Disneylund (again) instead
not going to FC since 2008 (minus the covid junk naturally). Got a no from dealers for the first time so going to Disneylund (again) instead
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It’s weird this will be my first time
not going to FC since 2008 (minus the covid junk naturally). Got a no from dealers for the first time so going to Disneylund (again) instead
not going to FC since 2008 (minus the covid junk naturally). Got a no from dealers for the first time so going to Disneylund (again) instead
Current emotional state: crying at duck cartoons
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Current emotional state: crying at duck cartoons
The reason I love the odyssey so much is the ultimate reward for dealing with all the gods endless bullshit is they get to go home and the to me the best part of doing anything is going home after
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The reason I love the odyssey so much is the ultimate reward for dealing with all the gods endless bullshit is they get to go home and the to me the best part of doing anything is going home after
Obviously can’t judge it until I see it but already have some issues with the Odyssey movie (my all time favorite ever work of fiction) but the most glaring is that spider man is Matt Damon’s son
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Obviously can’t judge it until I see it but already have some issues with the Odyssey movie (my all time favorite ever work of fiction) but the most glaring is that spider man is Matt Damon’s son
As a teen I got obsessed with the book 2001: a space odyssey and read I believe two of its sequels before I saw the movie. I had heard the movie was critically loved but my scifi fan dad HATED it. Turns out, I also HATED it, 2hrs of slow artsy visuals with 20mins of story/acting and an acid trip
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
As a teen I got obsessed with the book 2001: a space odyssey and read I believe two of its sequels before I saw the movie. I had heard the movie was critically loved but my scifi fan dad HATED it. Turns out, I also HATED it, 2hrs of slow artsy visuals with 20mins of story/acting and an acid trip
Finally did something about my shameful dangling mess of wires, power modules, and esp32 microcontroller that runs the rgb-cct lighting in my closet. Temporary solution for testing purposes only I setup 3 years ago and use daily
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Finally did something about my shameful dangling mess of wires, power modules, and esp32 microcontroller that runs the rgb-cct lighting in my closet. Temporary solution for testing purposes only I setup 3 years ago and use daily
I know it get so old to hear people talk about their favorite plastics, but mine is for sure polycarbonate
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I know it get so old to hear people talk about their favorite plastics, but mine is for sure polycarbonate
Today’s dumb thought I can’t seem to stop thinking about is how lame referring to yourself as a “lyrical gangsta” is
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Today’s dumb thought I can’t seem to stop thinking about is how lame referring to yourself as a “lyrical gangsta” is
I’m a nitrates enjoyer so it doesn’t bother me either way, but most “uncured” meats with “no nitrates” are loaded with celery powder… which is very high in nitrates
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’m a nitrates enjoyer so it doesn’t bother me either way, but most “uncured” meats with “no nitrates” are loaded with celery powder… which is very high in nitrates