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Cabel Sasser
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📍Portland, OR
this place looks really awesome but it drives my brain bonkers that the icon for “capes” is a meeple and the icon for “crepes” is a boba tea??? why are you doing this to me
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
full disclosure i also used it to generate this “YES” which is so useful hahah
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i always enjoy a sensible chuckle at the sight gag of the peasant round being $5.80
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
just fyi, violet and her friend came back from trick or treating with three (3) potatoes
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
teens show up, one dressed as garth from wayne’s world (!). they’re very nice and choose good candy.

teen: “happy halloween! oh, before i go, i have to give you this political propaganda.”

other teen: “dude!! stop!! i keep telling you it’s not propaganda if it’s true!!!”

(me: *a feeling of hope*)
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(trivia: you can turn on HDR for screen captures! but good luck sharing it to anyone: slack eats it, bluesky eats it, and honestly i’m not even sure if that iCloud link will keep it 😭)
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bluesky did ya dirty
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
at least they’re good at accepting responsibility for their mistakes
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i was leaving the office and an amazon driver literally burst into the lobby vibrating with excitement telling me to come see this. i love a simple shared human moment more than you can imagine (i also love nods and waves with strangers)
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
now *that* was a rainbow.
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
digital signage
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
god dammit
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
maybe more of a french-canadian headstone joke?
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cabel can you confirm wording? Also, lower case? Thx —TC

i love a good social media manager copy/paste goof. "And then confirming copy:"
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
good shirt
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
sorry i meant to post this bubsy photo. it’s fine
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
all the stars were out at the portland retro gaming expo
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
golden age
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
NO PROBLEM
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
golden era of bumper stickers
October 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
this guy is posting fake, ai generated, "historical" footage of disneyland. at first glance it looks great, but it's riddled with problems (if you're me), and none of it is labeled or watermarked.

and the comments are effusive. "amazing!" "best footage i've seen!". i truly hate this at a deep level
October 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@jason.parkendium.com parkendium spotted on tiktok
October 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i feel like maybe we’ve outgrown “Feat.” in track titles as a helpful thing
October 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025
October 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM