CabbageToast
@cabbagetoast.bsky.social
Neurospicy Awkward Introvert with tiny sprinkles of extrovert.
She/Her
“They didn't burn witches they burned women”
PNW/Oregon
She/Her
“They didn't burn witches they burned women”
PNW/Oregon
Someone needs to whisper in his ear that K shaved her head and is going to start dressing like him. She might even start having pantie-poo. Taking over his life one chalupa at a time.! Like a pod person, but with gastrointestinal distress.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone needs to whisper in his ear that K shaved her head and is going to start dressing like him. She might even start having pantie-poo. Taking over his life one chalupa at a time.! Like a pod person, but with gastrointestinal distress.
Doesn’t he know that leaving his poo panties in the shared potty is tattling on himself?
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Doesn’t he know that leaving his poo panties in the shared potty is tattling on himself?
Wolf of Snow Hollow is werewolf implied, not a typical werewolf movie by any means
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wolf of Snow Hollow is werewolf implied, not a typical werewolf movie by any means
I suggest Wolf of Snow Hollow. It’s werewolf ish and freaking great!
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I suggest Wolf of Snow Hollow. It’s werewolf ish and freaking great!
Is it Werewolves Within? Because we can watch it here 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is it Werewolves Within? Because we can watch it here 🤣
I started eating dairy again after the tiny tot joined the household and I received an osteopenia dx. I have much regert and feel like I had more variety as a vegan!
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I started eating dairy again after the tiny tot joined the household and I received an osteopenia dx. I have much regert and feel like I had more variety as a vegan!
We’re good 💕!! I got a box today
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We’re good 💕!! I got a box today
Same! If Cootie Queen wasn’t home I’d be there!
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Same! If Cootie Queen wasn’t home I’d be there!
This baby looks like a glazed donut.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This baby looks like a glazed donut.
I let K out and then she came back in to fart.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I let K out and then she came back in to fart.
It’s definitely going to escalate. It looked like he keistered that bar of soap about halfway and then spun it for a half hour!
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s definitely going to escalate. It looked like he keistered that bar of soap about halfway and then spun it for a half hour!
She ate beans again.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
She ate beans again.
Jesus, I can smell this post.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Jesus, I can smell this post.
She told me, and I believe ya’ll should use the aforementioned tactic!
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
She told me, and I believe ya’ll should use the aforementioned tactic!
I had a friend dealing with this in a house of boys, 2 sons and a husband. It ended pretty quickly when she started sneaking up behind them, wiping the pee with toilet paper, and then sticking it to their faces.
October 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I had a friend dealing with this in a house of boys, 2 sons and a husband. It ended pretty quickly when she started sneaking up behind them, wiping the pee with toilet paper, and then sticking it to their faces.
I thought it was kind of her! Some itches you just don’t want to scratch yourself!
June 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I thought it was kind of her! Some itches you just don’t want to scratch yourself!
All I had to do was let her tickle my fart box!
June 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
All I had to do was let her tickle my fart box!
That is a massive meat wiener covered crispy cornbread!
June 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
That is a massive meat wiener covered crispy cornbread!
We sell Fair Merch on one side and on the other side we sell the merch for musicians playing at Fair. It’s a blast! This is my first year taking over as a booth coordinator!
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We sell Fair Merch on one side and on the other side we sell the merch for musicians playing at Fair. It’s a blast! This is my first year taking over as a booth coordinator!