Callan
@ca11an.bsky.social
Curmudgeonly technologist with chronic stress-induced bruxism || Works across AI/ML, public policy, & online child safety || She/her || Chicago
Amazon’s running a “thank my driver” promo but you have to rely on a kindly internet stranger to tell you because they didn’t seem to want inform the general public about it.
Search “thank my driver”, click banner at top of results and your last delivery driver will (allegedly) receive a $5 tip.
Search “thank my driver”, click banner at top of results and your last delivery driver will (allegedly) receive a $5 tip.
December 7, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Amazon’s running a “thank my driver” promo but you have to rely on a kindly internet stranger to tell you because they didn’t seem to want inform the general public about it.
Search “thank my driver”, click banner at top of results and your last delivery driver will (allegedly) receive a $5 tip.
Search “thank my driver”, click banner at top of results and your last delivery driver will (allegedly) receive a $5 tip.
EXPECTATION: A partially sophisticated scheme involving an under-the-table exchange of money.
REALITY: A ploy derived from the mind of a 6-year old.
An excerpt from The Athletic on the latest from the super embarrassing ESPN debacle.
REALITY: A ploy derived from the mind of a 6-year old.
An excerpt from The Athletic on the latest from the super embarrassing ESPN debacle.
January 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM
EXPECTATION: A partially sophisticated scheme involving an under-the-table exchange of money.
REALITY: A ploy derived from the mind of a 6-year old.
An excerpt from The Athletic on the latest from the super embarrassing ESPN debacle.
REALITY: A ploy derived from the mind of a 6-year old.
An excerpt from The Athletic on the latest from the super embarrassing ESPN debacle.
The absolute love of my life Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (i.e. esteemed actor Andre Braugher) passed away today at 61. I am truly devastated.
December 13, 2023 at 2:37 AM
The absolute love of my life Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (i.e. esteemed actor Andre Braugher) passed away today at 61. I am truly devastated.
He didn’t exactly say this, but he basically did…
More than 350 Military promotions backlogged and families unable to move forward with their lives for the past 10 months because of this kind of “Tuberville logic”.
More than 350 Military promotions backlogged and families unable to move forward with their lives for the past 10 months because of this kind of “Tuberville logic”.
December 5, 2023 at 7:27 PM
He didn’t exactly say this, but he basically did…
More than 350 Military promotions backlogged and families unable to move forward with their lives for the past 10 months because of this kind of “Tuberville logic”.
More than 350 Military promotions backlogged and families unable to move forward with their lives for the past 10 months because of this kind of “Tuberville logic”.
“It’s been 84 years…”
-Old lady from The Titanic
-Old lady from The Titanic
December 1, 2023 at 4:15 PM
“It’s been 84 years…”
-Old lady from The Titanic
-Old lady from The Titanic
Remember when Ron Johnson argued against COVID-19 relief because when money is converted to inches it can also be converted to miles?
November 27, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Remember when Ron Johnson argued against COVID-19 relief because when money is converted to inches it can also be converted to miles?
Chicago hustles harder
November 25, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Chicago hustles harder