Obscure Reference Man
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…and now it’s time for horoscopes as written by a Valley Girl:
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
…and now it’s time for horoscopes as written by a Valley Girl:
This home is an excellent choice for men who like their ladies of the evening on the gritty side!
December 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
This home is an excellent choice for men who like their ladies of the evening on the gritty side!
This just in from Europe…
The latest trend in fast food restaurants is to have wait staffs who are confrontational, rude, arrogant, impatient, and surly. Two new burger restaurant chains are hoping to capitalize on this trend:
The latest trend in fast food restaurants is to have wait staffs who are confrontational, rude, arrogant, impatient, and surly. Two new burger restaurant chains are hoping to capitalize on this trend:
December 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
This just in from Europe…
The latest trend in fast food restaurants is to have wait staffs who are confrontational, rude, arrogant, impatient, and surly. Two new burger restaurant chains are hoping to capitalize on this trend:
The latest trend in fast food restaurants is to have wait staffs who are confrontational, rude, arrogant, impatient, and surly. Two new burger restaurant chains are hoping to capitalize on this trend:
The after Christmas sales have started. Today I bought a T-shirt that was originally priced $20.00 and the store paid me $6.00 to take it!
December 27, 2024 at 12:00 PM
The after Christmas sales have started. Today I bought a T-shirt that was originally priced $20.00 and the store paid me $6.00 to take it!
Draw me like one of your French gorillas.
December 27, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Draw me like one of your French gorillas.
What do you get when you combine what is colloquially known as “the kissing disease” and one of the most feared viruses in U.S. in the 1950s? You get Monopolio, one of the most exciting and infectious board games of 2024!
December 26, 2024 at 7:33 PM
What do you get when you combine what is colloquially known as “the kissing disease” and one of the most feared viruses in U.S. in the 1950s? You get Monopolio, one of the most exciting and infectious board games of 2024!
Not many people know this, but I dated a tennis player when I was in college. Unfortunately the relationship was short lived. I am not sure why.
December 22, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Not many people know this, but I dated a tennis player when I was in college. Unfortunately the relationship was short lived. I am not sure why.
I just called my boss and told him that I have explosive diarrhea. Sure, it’s my day off, but I like to keep him informed. 💩😀👍🏻
December 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I just called my boss and told him that I have explosive diarrhea. Sure, it’s my day off, but I like to keep him informed. 💩😀👍🏻
I wonder where Uranus is?
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I wonder where Uranus is?
This just in…
Health Department officials traced the source of the smell of urine back to the grill station of a local fast food restaurant.
Health Department officials traced the source of the smell of urine back to the grill station of a local fast food restaurant.
December 19, 2024 at 10:25 PM
This just in…
Health Department officials traced the source of the smell of urine back to the grill station of a local fast food restaurant.
Health Department officials traced the source of the smell of urine back to the grill station of a local fast food restaurant.
In eatery news…
Outback Steakhouse wants to be your extra special friend. 😉
Outback Steakhouse wants to be your extra special friend. 😉
December 19, 2024 at 12:30 PM
In eatery news…
Outback Steakhouse wants to be your extra special friend. 😉
Outback Steakhouse wants to be your extra special friend. 😉
Prada, famous worldwide for their exquisitely aromatic colognes has raised the bar with their new voluptuous scent: Please Use The Escalator.
December 19, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Prada, famous worldwide for their exquisitely aromatic colognes has raised the bar with their new voluptuous scent: Please Use The Escalator.
Here’s an interview about blood health from an expert that you definitely won’t want to miss!
December 19, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Here’s an interview about blood health from an expert that you definitely won’t want to miss!
I saw Bono from U2 doing some last minute Christmas shopping today. He said that he still hasn’t found what he is looking for.
Thank you!
I will be here all week!
Thank you!
I will be here all week!
December 19, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I saw Bono from U2 doing some last minute Christmas shopping today. He said that he still hasn’t found what he is looking for.
Thank you!
I will be here all week!
Thank you!
I will be here all week!
If you are having difficulty making ends meet, I have come up with a simple way to supplement your income by visiting various festivals and carnivals in your area. All you need is a donkey and a sign or booth to advertise your wares.
Follow me for other money-making ideas!
Follow me for other money-making ideas!
December 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
If you are having difficulty making ends meet, I have come up with a simple way to supplement your income by visiting various festivals and carnivals in your area. All you need is a donkey and a sign or booth to advertise your wares.
Follow me for other money-making ideas!
Follow me for other money-making ideas!
In what industry analysts consider to be a bold marketing move, Alaska Airlines is focusing their advertising efforts on what they call their “Mile High Enthusiasts”. That client subgroup consists primarily of males with a certain joie de vivre and an unlimited supply of Viagra.
December 16, 2024 at 3:47 PM
In what industry analysts consider to be a bold marketing move, Alaska Airlines is focusing their advertising efforts on what they call their “Mile High Enthusiasts”. That client subgroup consists primarily of males with a certain joie de vivre and an unlimited supply of Viagra.
In case you’re wondering how many flies it takes to screw in a light bulb…
December 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
In case you’re wondering how many flies it takes to screw in a light bulb…
In news from a galaxy far, far away…
Astromech droid R2-D2 was arrested on Naboo for public intoxication when he was found urinating in a parking lot. The incident has caused a public relations nightmare as several intergalactic tabloids published this photo and referred to the robot as R2-P2.
Astromech droid R2-D2 was arrested on Naboo for public intoxication when he was found urinating in a parking lot. The incident has caused a public relations nightmare as several intergalactic tabloids published this photo and referred to the robot as R2-P2.
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
In news from a galaxy far, far away…
Astromech droid R2-D2 was arrested on Naboo for public intoxication when he was found urinating in a parking lot. The incident has caused a public relations nightmare as several intergalactic tabloids published this photo and referred to the robot as R2-P2.
Astromech droid R2-D2 was arrested on Naboo for public intoxication when he was found urinating in a parking lot. The incident has caused a public relations nightmare as several intergalactic tabloids published this photo and referred to the robot as R2-P2.
The American College of Gastroenterology and the American Osteopathic College of Proctology have joined forces to create an interactive, truly immersive display to educate the public about colorectal cancer. Look for Ass-trology at various festivals and fairs across the nation in 2025.
December 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
The American College of Gastroenterology and the American Osteopathic College of Proctology have joined forces to create an interactive, truly immersive display to educate the public about colorectal cancer. Look for Ass-trology at various festivals and fairs across the nation in 2025.
That’s OK, man. We all have had to do horrible things to get a passing grade in linear algebra.
December 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
That’s OK, man. We all have had to do horrible things to get a passing grade in linear algebra.
Policy Holder: “Hello, GEICO? I would like to file a claim. The windshield on my car is broken.”
GEICO Representative: “OK, how did the windshield get broken?”
Policy Holder: “Um, well…”
GEICO Representative: “OK, how did the windshield get broken?”
Policy Holder: “Um, well…”
December 15, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Policy Holder: “Hello, GEICO? I would like to file a claim. The windshield on my car is broken.”
GEICO Representative: “OK, how did the windshield get broken?”
Policy Holder: “Um, well…”
GEICO Representative: “OK, how did the windshield get broken?”
Policy Holder: “Um, well…”
Several months ago I mentioned to my lovely wife that I wanted to get a 9mm, a clip, and some shells. So today she gave me an early Christmas present. When I opened the box containing the gift, you could have knocked me over with a feather.
December 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Several months ago I mentioned to my lovely wife that I wanted to get a 9mm, a clip, and some shells. So today she gave me an early Christmas present. When I opened the box containing the gift, you could have knocked me over with a feather.
Conversation I had at the supermarket checkout counter.
Cashier: “Did you find everything that you were looking for?”
Me: “Everything, except soup.”
Cashier: “The soup is located in the dnos aisle.”
Cashier: “Did you find everything that you were looking for?”
Me: “Everything, except soup.”
Cashier: “The soup is located in the dnos aisle.”
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Conversation I had at the supermarket checkout counter.
Cashier: “Did you find everything that you were looking for?”
Me: “Everything, except soup.”
Cashier: “The soup is located in the dnos aisle.”
Cashier: “Did you find everything that you were looking for?”
Me: “Everything, except soup.”
Cashier: “The soup is located in the dnos aisle.”
Fun Fact: People who frequently use anti-aging cream have the youngest looking fingertips in the world.
December 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Fun Fact: People who frequently use anti-aging cream have the youngest looking fingertips in the world.