Gotta lift cat like a dumbell

I clicked on it but I got bad internet so I cut off right after the part you had already shown so I thought you were trolling us lmao

I strive to one day be stable and homosexual

You can tell it's satire because apple would never willingly allow for self repairs lol

Oooh that's a cool photo

Send a copy to your enemies, it's the most affordable bio weapon.

He needs to 100% every lego game to know the true meaning of pain.

"Michael, even I have standards"