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Gengar
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Dream Boy Evil
How it feels to be a risk analyst
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Legal just warned me one of my cases is gonna have to go up to the president of my (fortune 500) company and my boss is just like “oh sure whatever I don’t really think you need to cc me on anything further for this”
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Chicken
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Coworker went on 30 second rant about how the tariffs are “the only thing supporting the economy”
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Waking up to world’s most annoying cat every day
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Harvard Grad ex-high school classmate just posted on LinkedIn that he’s quitting 7 years of Palantir to found a startup consultancy on how to lay people off using AI
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
VEEP remake set in Colombia
September 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I miss the national veneer of respectability
September 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Was already at the being of sanity over my book of business increasing 18x (!) in 6 months this year, then the head of our biggest client practice called and asked me to tell my boss to give me our second biggest account (8x my entire portfolio last year alone)
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It’s hard to believe they all died in a tragic car crash en route to a show in 2013
September 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Literally
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Dis me
August 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Man what’s even going on over there
August 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Trying to convince my boss not to hire anyone else under me so I can continue to ignore our RTO policy without anyone noticing
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Do you know how dumb you have to be to consider this dude an “intellectual”
August 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They’re calling them the most miserable train seats on the planet
August 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Feels like Nicholas II would call this “a bit much”
August 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Final boss of bus bunching
August 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Seems bad
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Stoppable force meets movable object
August 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Texans rn
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Does he ever stop fucking whinging my god
August 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s always been obvious to anyone with a brain that this “antisemitism” garbage has been a Trojan horse for conservative takeover of American education. Naturally, democratic leadership fell for it
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I can just tell he smells so bad
August 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I named him Bluey
August 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM