Matthew Cooper
@c00per-m.bsky.social
Audience Editor at The Independent. NYC.
Views very much my own.
Views very much my own.
I’m finding them awful.
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m finding them awful.
It feels like we are currently clueless but somehow rolling double sixes at the casino. I have never been to a casino. Or maybe a better analogy is Dougie Jones hitting jackpots in Twin Peaks season 3
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It feels like we are currently clueless but somehow rolling double sixes at the casino. I have never been to a casino. Or maybe a better analogy is Dougie Jones hitting jackpots in Twin Peaks season 3
Much less of a worry if you can score more than one goal though
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Much less of a worry if you can score more than one goal though
Ye I didn’t mind it, felt like a game where he could head in a late set piece goal
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ye I didn’t mind it, felt like a game where he could head in a late set piece goal
They aren’t looking particularly dangerous so we really need to put them to bed before they turn up to play
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They aren’t looking particularly dangerous so we really need to put them to bed before they turn up to play
It’s all feeling very familiar
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s all feeling very familiar
Christ
a man is sweating while wearing headphones on a plane .
ALT: a man is sweating while wearing headphones on a plane .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Christ
Honestly. I’ve seen Arsenal be bad a lot but tonight I truly didn’t understand it.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Honestly. I’ve seen Arsenal be bad a lot but tonight I truly didn’t understand it.
Technically they scored three
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Technically they scored three
That was so insanely bad I have no idea how to feel. Poor Wolves tbh.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That was so insanely bad I have no idea how to feel. Poor Wolves tbh.
NEVERMIND JESUS HAS RISEN
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
NEVERMIND JESUS HAS RISEN
One of the worst Premier League teams I can remember and we are playing like they are dangerous.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One of the worst Premier League teams I can remember and we are playing like they are dangerous.
He plays like he’s just eaten a big meal
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He plays like he’s just eaten a big meal
I know it’s easy for me to sound wise after the fact but this always felt like when we offered Auba that huge deal when he was going into the September of his career
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I know it’s easy for me to sound wise after the fact but this always felt like when we offered Auba that huge deal when he was going into the September of his career
You know he won’t do that
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You know he won’t do that