Quite aside from the terrible costumes that look like Spirit Halloween rejects, offensive CGI, and the public's general apathy with remakes instead of new stories?

Zegler's clear disdain for the source material, and for the legacy of the character she plays, is a huge part of why this flopped. 9/9

"It's 85 years old and eViDeNtLy SoOo"

Enjoying your work, coming home to people who love & appreciate you, accepting help from friends, finding joy in the simple things, and believing that, despite all the hurt life can bring, there will be sunshine and goodness and love?

These are timeless. 8/

Snow is *stunningly beautiful*. She's famous for being the most attractive person alive, but she never acts like or even thinks she's better than anyone else.

She is unfailingly kind, and treats everyone she meets as if they are the most important person in the room- from queen to doormouse. 7/

Some of us CAN'T rescue ourselves. It is NOT a failure if we need help to get out of a bad situation.

There is a strength in allowing yourself to be vulnerable, to trust, and to allow help from others.

There is a strength in remaining kind and humble despite being raised by evil and cruelty. 6/

who wants her around, who delights her and is delighted by her in turn.

So much power over her life has been taken from her, and it also makes perfect sense that she wishes for someone to rescue her and take her away from the people who hurt and abuse her.
5/

Not everyone wants that, but so many of us do, and there's nothing wrong with that desire.

Snow grew up alone, with very little human contact, and those she did see were often cruel to her. It makes perfect sense that what she wants more than anything is to share her life with someone- 4/

And that's not even touching on Zegler's disdain for "true love" as a goal.

There is NOTHING wrong with wanting to love and be loved, wishing that you find someone who makes your heart sing, feel all warm and fuzzy, that you can't wait to talk to, and who you want to just grow old with. 3/

It's "the one that started it all", both for animation in general and for Disney in particular as an animated film powerhouse.

It did things never done before in animation (google the 7-plane camera) and absolutely created history.

That film is the reason Disney is what it is today-

2/

Dept of Homeland Security needs to be abolished too. That was also a response to 9/11, created Nov 2022.

We Jewish folks got that little lurch in our stomachs seeing the announcement, because historically departments with "Homeland" in the title and guns in their hands tend to be universally awful.