Ella
@c-ella-v.bsky.social
Nuclear jokester. Extremely likable and probably the next big thing.
What’s your biggest creation?
— Awkward situations
— Awkward situations
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What’s your biggest creation?
— Awkward situations
— Awkward situations
when you create a calendar event for your birthday but don’t put it on repeat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
when you create a calendar event for your birthday but don’t put it on repeat.
that escalated quickly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
that escalated quickly.
Started watching Euphoria. Pretty addictive. I’m hooked.
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Started watching Euphoria. Pretty addictive. I’m hooked.
i like choking. just kidding.
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i like choking. just kidding.
british version: willy wanker
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
british version: willy wanker
‚I'm baked‘ said no bread ever.
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
‚I'm baked‘ said no bread ever.
If you write a captivating code, is it called a tech line?
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you write a captivating code, is it called a tech line?
I asked AI for a polished version of an email I wrote and named the chat “mail polish”. I am hilarious.
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I asked AI for a polished version of an email I wrote and named the chat “mail polish”. I am hilarious.
Objectively speaking: I’m objectifying my camera.
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Objectively speaking: I’m objectifying my camera.
On a video call: Lulu can you change your name to Hulu? Then it would be actually interesting to watch your screen.
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
On a video call: Lulu can you change your name to Hulu? Then it would be actually interesting to watch your screen.
Imagine they’re just a random person commenting under complaints.
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Imagine they’re just a random person commenting under complaints.
My hobbies:
I like to:
Draw...—attention
Play...—pretend
Meet...—expectations
Workout...—my issues
I like to:
Draw...—attention
Play...—pretend
Meet...—expectations
Workout...—my issues
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My hobbies:
I like to:
Draw...—attention
Play...—pretend
Meet...—expectations
Workout...—my issues
I like to:
Draw...—attention
Play...—pretend
Meet...—expectations
Workout...—my issues
Imagine the reason he broke up with her was because he’s a pilot and she told him she’s afraid of flying.
open.spotify.com/track/51rfRC...
open.spotify.com/track/51rfRC...
I Love You, I'm Sorry
open.spotify.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Imagine the reason he broke up with her was because he’s a pilot and she told him she’s afraid of flying.
open.spotify.com/track/51rfRC...
open.spotify.com/track/51rfRC...
When I die someday I want my Duolingo score engraved on my tombstone.
September 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
When I die someday I want my Duolingo score engraved on my tombstone.
If I ever start going into stand up comedy, my stage name could be Chuckle Roan.
July 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If I ever start going into stand up comedy, my stage name could be Chuckle Roan.
Cut my life into pieces…
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cut my life into pieces…
When firefighters mess up, do they get extinguished or fired?
June 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When firefighters mess up, do they get extinguished or fired?
Let’s do Adderall and make this saderal to a funeral.
June 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Let’s do Adderall and make this saderal to a funeral.