BOOB DYLAN
@byusupersoaker.bsky.social
busty valastro the cake boss
just read Holes. not a single picture of your mom in there. what a shame.
February 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
just read Holes. not a single picture of your mom in there. what a shame.
just put his cock ring on bc i miss him so much
February 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
just put his cock ring on bc i miss him so much
trying to convince my wife that just woke up from a coma that while SHE was asleep SHE lost $10k on Fart Coin. not me.
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
trying to convince my wife that just woke up from a coma that while SHE was asleep SHE lost $10k on Fart Coin. not me.
911 hello what’s the emergency two girls dance battling ova me ok but what’s the problem with that well officer the ugly one can twerk better!
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
911 hello what’s the emergency two girls dance battling ova me ok but what’s the problem with that well officer the ugly one can twerk better!
this bitch not drunk she’s trying to eat it herself
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
this bitch not drunk she’s trying to eat it herself
do we know what percentage of people get into heaven i bet it’s 15% or something crazy like that
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
do we know what percentage of people get into heaven i bet it’s 15% or something crazy like that
my body is a machine that turns food into fart and poop 😎
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
my body is a machine that turns food into fart and poop 😎
just got laid off at USAID. we were helping french people be less like That. hope you’re happy with who you voted for!
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
just got laid off at USAID. we were helping french people be less like That. hope you’re happy with who you voted for!
just an fyi it’s okay to be a piece of shit with no job and no future and no one likes you
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
just an fyi it’s okay to be a piece of shit with no job and no future and no one likes you
my innie is lowkey fartinggggg …i get home like damn this bitch is stinkyyyyy
February 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my innie is lowkey fartinggggg …i get home like damn this bitch is stinkyyyyy
they’re playing the weeknd on the speakers at the gym. people here are going absolutely crazy jerking their shit. guess it’s boner day haha. might hit balls too if i can get the machine lol.
February 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
they’re playing the weeknd on the speakers at the gym. people here are going absolutely crazy jerking their shit. guess it’s boner day haha. might hit balls too if i can get the machine lol.
marked safe from using my college degree
February 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
marked safe from using my college degree
drink like peter
fuck like quagmire
scheme like stewie
ball like brian
love like lois
kill myself like meg
fuck like quagmire
scheme like stewie
ball like brian
love like lois
kill myself like meg
February 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
drink like peter
fuck like quagmire
scheme like stewie
ball like brian
love like lois
kill myself like meg
fuck like quagmire
scheme like stewie
ball like brian
love like lois
kill myself like meg
in a time like this it is important that we all remember the TRUE meaning of being alive: sending and receiving emails
February 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
in a time like this it is important that we all remember the TRUE meaning of being alive: sending and receiving emails
first date question: do you think you were molested as a child but you just don’t remember it.
February 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
first date question: do you think you were molested as a child but you just don’t remember it.
just got boofied at the bar. someone poured a whole beer in my butt while I wasn’t looking. watch out guys.
February 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
just got boofied at the bar. someone poured a whole beer in my butt while I wasn’t looking. watch out guys.
i like when you touch my vestigial tail like that babe
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i like when you touch my vestigial tail like that babe
last night we let the microplastics talk
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
last night we let the microplastics talk
bitches will post a 20 picture carousel on instagram of a bunch of lamps like did a moth hack your account girl damn
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
bitches will post a 20 picture carousel on instagram of a bunch of lamps like did a moth hack your account girl damn
bald guys trying to figure out if a woman is trans my guy you are worried about the wrong male pattern.
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
bald guys trying to figure out if a woman is trans my guy you are worried about the wrong male pattern.
for men, a first date is the same thing as a therapy session
January 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
for men, a first date is the same thing as a therapy session
watching family guy w this guy from hinge and i just earnestly grabbed his leg and shouted “yes!!! it’s a quagmire episode”
January 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
watching family guy w this guy from hinge and i just earnestly grabbed his leg and shouted “yes!!! it’s a quagmire episode”
me reading what trump did this time for the 8th time since i woke up
January 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
me reading what trump did this time for the 8th time since i woke up
donald trump’s drag name would be Auntie Minorities
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
donald trump’s drag name would be Auntie Minorities
just did a really grown up thing and told a boy that i do in fact care about valentine’s day instead of being the cool girl and saying i don’t and then yelling at him when he doesn’t do anything
January 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
just did a really grown up thing and told a boy that i do in fact care about valentine’s day instead of being the cool girl and saying i don’t and then yelling at him when he doesn’t do anything