Writers as a rule are dysfunctional to a staggering degree. Take their entire existence with a grain of salt.

Yeah, if Kimmel was cancelled for being a hack and an asshole (which he is) it would have been fair play. Getting suspended for offering the blandest criticism of the very worst people you know of is fascist and needs to be fought with a crippling response

Rocket is another word for arugula. It comes from the french name for it: roquette

narwhals! narwhals!

#luigimangione #brianthompson #unitedhealth #ceo

Kirk IS a slut whore ... That is the point of his fucking character

It was a high velocity injection of FAFO

Oh yes please, let's keep bringing a knife to a gun fight. These fucking people ...

I am a proponent of addition by subtraction politics: by subtracting from the number of wealthy, we add quality of life to everyone else

Rest in piss, Hulk