@bytemenow.bsky.social
Confused non-dad who occasionally finds himself in dad-like situations. An absolute clown around town.
18+
(FFXIV)
18+
(FFXIV)
Happy Yuletide! Stay warm and hydrated! Or else I'm going to find you and force you to drink water!
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Happy Yuletide! Stay warm and hydrated! Or else I'm going to find you and force you to drink water!
I can be your Meangirl... Or your Gymbroe...
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I can be your Meangirl... Or your Gymbroe...
Hey, a toast to you for making this far in life, and for keeping on going. Keep on rocking it on.
August 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey, a toast to you for making this far in life, and for keeping on going. Keep on rocking it on.
"You are not a clown. You are the entire circus."
August 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"You are not a clown. You are the entire circus."
Well, this is the last time I bet on Jovial Merriment.
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Well, this is the last time I bet on Jovial Merriment.
If it were a good morning, I'd be out fishing!
June 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If it were a good morning, I'd be out fishing!
Wasn't feeling the posing bug for this post, so I took some gorgeous landscape shots instead! Let me know if I should do more!
May 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wasn't feeling the posing bug for this post, so I took some gorgeous landscape shots instead! Let me know if I should do more!
Always a 100% mortality rate at Dr. Amigo's!
...My lawyers are telling me that's a bad thing?
...My lawyers are telling me that's a bad thing?
May 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Always a 100% mortality rate at Dr. Amigo's!
...My lawyers are telling me that's a bad thing?
...My lawyers are telling me that's a bad thing?
Life needs things to live. Warmth, food, air, and more.
I suppose that makes the cold shadow of death the most skilled thief of all.
Of course, there will always be those who attempt to reclaim the light they lost.
I suppose that makes the cold shadow of death the most skilled thief of all.
Of course, there will always be those who attempt to reclaim the light they lost.
April 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Life needs things to live. Warmth, food, air, and more.
I suppose that makes the cold shadow of death the most skilled thief of all.
Of course, there will always be those who attempt to reclaim the light they lost.
I suppose that makes the cold shadow of death the most skilled thief of all.
Of course, there will always be those who attempt to reclaim the light they lost.
Weather's real nice today, so go out and have a picnic, and hope for no snow to come and rain on your parade! Maybe even take a nice, big nap afterwards!
(Apologies for a big break, account got hacked and sorta killed momentum and will for a week.)
(Apologies for a big break, account got hacked and sorta killed momentum and will for a week.)
April 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Weather's real nice today, so go out and have a picnic, and hope for no snow to come and rain on your parade! Maybe even take a nice, big nap afterwards!
(Apologies for a big break, account got hacked and sorta killed momentum and will for a week.)
(Apologies for a big break, account got hacked and sorta killed momentum and will for a week.)
It was far too late for this goblin. He was about to be Dungeon Meshi'd.
March 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It was far too late for this goblin. He was about to be Dungeon Meshi'd.
So I see that you don't have AdBlock enabled. Here, let me help!
March 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
So I see that you don't have AdBlock enabled. Here, let me help!
This time of the year can be especially rough on all sorts of folks, but I'm always willing to lend an ear should you need one. Love you all, my children. <3 <3 <3
February 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This time of the year can be especially rough on all sorts of folks, but I'm always willing to lend an ear should you need one. Love you all, my children. <3 <3 <3
Don't pet the bnuuy? It'll bite my arm off?
Nah, always pet the bnuuy when you have a chance. Just start with one hand to be safe...
Nah, always pet the bnuuy when you have a chance. Just start with one hand to be safe...
February 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Don't pet the bnuuy? It'll bite my arm off?
Nah, always pet the bnuuy when you have a chance. Just start with one hand to be safe...
Nah, always pet the bnuuy when you have a chance. Just start with one hand to be safe...
They don't know that the other room's on fire yet. Let's keep it a secret between us.
February 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
They don't know that the other room's on fire yet. Let's keep it a secret between us.
Every king is dead. Long live the king.
January 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Every king is dead. Long live the king.
Step one, go to the sauna, Have some fun with löyly! Maybe with a vihta too.
Step two, take a chilly ice bath. Keep your fingers above the water level, it helps!
Step three, take a refreshing air bath with a choice drink and come alive!
*For best results, repeat this process three times per visit
Step two, take a chilly ice bath. Keep your fingers above the water level, it helps!
Step three, take a refreshing air bath with a choice drink and come alive!
*For best results, repeat this process three times per visit
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Step one, go to the sauna, Have some fun with löyly! Maybe with a vihta too.
Step two, take a chilly ice bath. Keep your fingers above the water level, it helps!
Step three, take a refreshing air bath with a choice drink and come alive!
*For best results, repeat this process three times per visit
Step two, take a chilly ice bath. Keep your fingers above the water level, it helps!
Step three, take a refreshing air bath with a choice drink and come alive!
*For best results, repeat this process three times per visit
Such devastation... You know I had to do it to em.
January 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Such devastation... You know I had to do it to em.
No matter how much the prior year may have weathered you down, may you find success in the new year so long as you keep your flag flying.
January 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
No matter how much the prior year may have weathered you down, may you find success in the new year so long as you keep your flag flying.
Let's crack open the coconuts and keep the drinks going and flowing! Let's keep on partying till the sun sets!
December 1, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Let's crack open the coconuts and keep the drinks going and flowing! Let's keep on partying till the sun sets!
Good morning, everyone! Don't forget to eat something delicious, drink some water, and smile!
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Good morning, everyone! Don't forget to eat something delicious, drink some water, and smile!
This town is very noisy, bizarre, and crazy for some reason.
November 22, 2024 at 6:49 AM
This town is very noisy, bizarre, and crazy for some reason.
MISTAKES WERE MADE
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
MISTAKES WERE MADE
