Byronic Gyro
@byronicgyro.bsky.social
A scategorical imperative, hoister of petards, fat man trapped in a fatter man's body
he/they
he/they
I'm trying to decide how honored I'd be to be on a wall with nothing but black cats. I think very?
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm trying to decide how honored I'd be to be on a wall with nothing but black cats. I think very?
because you got caught stealing, or....?
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
because you got caught stealing, or....?
The French would invent a martial art of how to run away better
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The French would invent a martial art of how to run away better
Does the one on horseback and foot and motorcycle from True Lies count?
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Does the one on horseback and foot and motorcycle from True Lies count?
Really makes you appreciate the mediocrity of Kellen Moore compared to the rest of this mountain of turd
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Really makes you appreciate the mediocrity of Kellen Moore compared to the rest of this mountain of turd
You make it to 88, you get to eat whatever you can still chew. If this list said vodka, bacon, donuts, and cocaine, I'd just assume that was the secret to long life
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You make it to 88, you get to eat whatever you can still chew. If this list said vodka, bacon, donuts, and cocaine, I'd just assume that was the secret to long life
I wanna see Patullo's version of the Shawshank Redemption. This man would run into the fence every day even with the gates wide open
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I wanna see Patullo's version of the Shawshank Redemption. This man would run into the fence every day even with the gates wide open
counterpoint, this was always true of arresting, and the idea that due process makes it otherwise is fantasy
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
counterpoint, this was always true of arresting, and the idea that due process makes it otherwise is fantasy
All wealth is stolen labor, which means the existence of wealth is definitionally unaccountable. The idea that the Civil War held wealth accountable or that it was held accountable before Citizens United is laughable.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All wealth is stolen labor, which means the existence of wealth is definitionally unaccountable. The idea that the Civil War held wealth accountable or that it was held accountable before Citizens United is laughable.
Free if you're not a coward!
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Free if you're not a coward!
I mean, the correct answer is both. The fact that Philly wont see Seattle til the NFCCG and theyre really just playing for homefield advantage in that game feels kinda perfect.
I do enjoy LA thinking if theyre just angry enough, this year theyll get revenge on Philly in the postseason, tho.
I do enjoy LA thinking if theyre just angry enough, this year theyll get revenge on Philly in the postseason, tho.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I mean, the correct answer is both. The fact that Philly wont see Seattle til the NFCCG and theyre really just playing for homefield advantage in that game feels kinda perfect.
I do enjoy LA thinking if theyre just angry enough, this year theyll get revenge on Philly in the postseason, tho.
I do enjoy LA thinking if theyre just angry enough, this year theyll get revenge on Philly in the postseason, tho.
I cannot imagine using it if I were a designer of things. But as a non-designer of things that sometimes needs things to exist and look like maybe an adult made them, it's great.
The slides I make for my classes without it are black text, white background, information, no frills.
They mock me.
The slides I make for my classes without it are black text, white background, information, no frills.
They mock me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I cannot imagine using it if I were a designer of things. But as a non-designer of things that sometimes needs things to exist and look like maybe an adult made them, it's great.
The slides I make for my classes without it are black text, white background, information, no frills.
They mock me.
The slides I make for my classes without it are black text, white background, information, no frills.
They mock me.
I'd adjust only to say repressed queerness. I think we've conflated homosexuality with queerness because there didn't use to be societally normative ways to be gay- having a family, owning property, holding positions of power, etc.
That's not quite as true today.
It's queerness that's disciplined
That's not quite as true today.
It's queerness that's disciplined
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'd adjust only to say repressed queerness. I think we've conflated homosexuality with queerness because there didn't use to be societally normative ways to be gay- having a family, owning property, holding positions of power, etc.
That's not quite as true today.
It's queerness that's disciplined
That's not quite as true today.
It's queerness that's disciplined
An art teacher coworker HATES Canva. She once told me not to use it because it makes everything look like a wedding invitation. There was a long pause before my "...and that's...bad?"
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
An art teacher coworker HATES Canva. She once told me not to use it because it makes everything look like a wedding invitation. There was a long pause before my "...and that's...bad?"
On one hand, you can't solve structural problems by simply eliminating the symptoms. A system that allows the creation of a billionaire cannot resolve the same structural inequality that creates hunger, houselessness, etc.
On the other hand, $250 billion cures a lot of symptoms.
On the other hand, $250 billion cures a lot of symptoms.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
On one hand, you can't solve structural problems by simply eliminating the symptoms. A system that allows the creation of a billionaire cannot resolve the same structural inequality that creates hunger, houselessness, etc.
On the other hand, $250 billion cures a lot of symptoms.
On the other hand, $250 billion cures a lot of symptoms.
I mean, fuck those people, but the real culprits are the dipshits who believed it or at least pretended to because Brown people are scary
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I mean, fuck those people, but the real culprits are the dipshits who believed it or at least pretended to because Brown people are scary
I blame the Deep State and woke and South Africa?
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I blame the Deep State and woke and South Africa?
whatever they do, I hope they don't do it before the end of the season, or I won't know who to pick in my survivor league
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
whatever they do, I hope they don't do it before the end of the season, or I won't know who to pick in my survivor league
I loved them as a kid and then didn't have one for a long time. Tried one again in my 30s and was so disappointed in myself as kid.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I loved them as a kid and then didn't have one for a long time. Tried one again in my 30s and was so disappointed in myself as kid.
One of the most consistently dirty players in the league. I only wish I believed this would stop him from doing it in the future.
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
One of the most consistently dirty players in the league. I only wish I believed this would stop him from doing it in the future.
man, he's not playing again this year. That thing is going to have to be surgically reconstructed. At this point, I'm hoping he only loses the one season.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
man, he's not playing again this year. That thing is going to have to be surgically reconstructed. At this point, I'm hoping he only loses the one season.
That was fuckin awful. I've been saying it for two seasons now that I really like the kid and want him to have a great career, even as division rivals. Really hoping he only loses the season because that looked gruesome.
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That was fuckin awful. I've been saying it for two seasons now that I really like the kid and want him to have a great career, even as division rivals. Really hoping he only loses the season because that looked gruesome.
As I understand it, some things have different names in England. Boot is a trunk, lift is an elevator, maybe chocolate cake is just what they call a very healthy salad?
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
As I understand it, some things have different names in England. Boot is a trunk, lift is an elevator, maybe chocolate cake is just what they call a very healthy salad?
can't root for Washington, but I can root for a tie?
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
can't root for Washington, but I can root for a tie?