How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

Happy Mother’s Day! My whole family is giggling at a penis joke my brother found online.

The coughing has begun. 😭🤧

I left “Wind and Truth” at work on Thursday because I normally read it on my lunch break, but I had to take sick time and now I don’t have it while I’m sick. 😫

I’ve been complaining so much even the ads know I’m sick.

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

Can’t believe I get a second chance to never figure out how Twitter works. Anyways, here’s a picture of my pet birds. Yes, it is hard to get a photo of them both looking at me.