ByMatthewPorter
@bymatthewporter.com
Writer. Destroyer of keyboards. Coffee enthusiast.
Co-host with Ian Porter (ItemCrafting.com) of the IMMP podcast (www.IMMProject.com).
Movie obsessive. (Movie and theater reviews on YouTube.)
Co-host with Ian Porter (ItemCrafting.com) of the IMMP podcast (www.IMMProject.com).
Movie obsessive. (Movie and theater reviews on YouTube.)
At the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social, and there’s a whole lotta #Wicked going on.
(Not for me, not tonight — I’ll be back to see that soon.)
(Not for me, not tonight — I’ll be back to see that soon.)
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
At the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social, and there’s a whole lotta #Wicked going on.
(Not for me, not tonight — I’ll be back to see that soon.)
(Not for me, not tonight — I’ll be back to see that soon.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Well actually, they're only cryptids if they come from the Cryptid region of West Virginia. Otherwise they're just -
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well actually, they're only cryptids if they come from the Cryptid region of West Virginia. Otherwise they're just -
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Finally got my Magic the Gathering cards and accessories reasonably organized and all in one box.
Good to have that done once and for all. Because the way #MTG works is that I'll never acquire any more stuff.
Good to have that done once and for all. Because the way #MTG works is that I'll never acquire any more stuff.
July 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Finally got my Magic the Gathering cards and accessories reasonably organized and all in one box.
Good to have that done once and for all. Because the way #MTG works is that I'll never acquire any more stuff.
Good to have that done once and for all. Because the way #MTG works is that I'll never acquire any more stuff.
Get those yard signs ready for election season!
May 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Get those yard signs ready for election season!
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
May 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The average American has three friends.
Thanks to my preferred ink colors, my pen cleaning cloths tend to resemble evidence of some truly ghastly crime.
April 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thanks to my preferred ink colors, my pen cleaning cloths tend to resemble evidence of some truly ghastly crime.
Always impressed by how quickly JetPens ships. And also how *carefully* they pack my order.
April 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Always impressed by how quickly JetPens ships. And also how *carefully* they pack my order.
January 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Looks like #TikTok changed their message overnight to remove the abject ring-kissing.
Maybe I’m not the only one who found the first version repulsive, disingenuous, and a good reason never to go back?
Maybe I’m not the only one who found the first version repulsive, disingenuous, and a good reason never to go back?
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Looks like #TikTok changed their message overnight to remove the abject ring-kissing.
Maybe I’m not the only one who found the first version repulsive, disingenuous, and a good reason never to go back?
Maybe I’m not the only one who found the first version repulsive, disingenuous, and a good reason never to go back?
December 17, 2024 at 5:24 PM
That's a hard rocking name for an office supply company.
#MetalEdge
#MetalEdge
December 6, 2024 at 8:17 PM
That's a hard rocking name for an office supply company.
#MetalEdge
#MetalEdge
I like snow. It's cold, it's quiet, it's beautiful, and it brings with it physical work outside that needs to be done.
This snowfall was not expected. I'm glad it came. I need it today.
This snowfall was not expected. I'm glad it came. I need it today.
November 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I like snow. It's cold, it's quiet, it's beautiful, and it brings with it physical work outside that needs to be done.
This snowfall was not expected. I'm glad it came. I need it today.
This snowfall was not expected. I'm glad it came. I need it today.
