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Making things, dancing & thinking for fun. Poly, miriscient, software engineer & general geek. Do say hi!

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My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"Cierren la boca, JP."

(From Comares, Spain (November 17, 2025) — #comares/#comares" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#comares)
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"هُسْ JP"

(From Emirates Towers, Dubai (October 25, 2025) — #emirates#emirates-towers" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#emirates-towers)
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Thank you to everyone getting excited and posting about their newly received copies of @qntm.org ‘s There Is No Antimemetics Division!

(it meant I went to check my own front door 🤩)
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"Shut up JP"

(From Las Vegas, Nevada (October 21, 2025) — #sinp.jp/#sin-city" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#sin-city)
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This is Kew Gardens last weekend.

I went for a solo walk, with my late mum. We sat on the bench together and had a good talk about the year since the last anniversary of her death. It was wonderful 🥲🖤
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Lovely little side quest while I wait to meet a friend for lunch, thank you! ☺️
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"SHUT UP JP"

(From Hell's Kitchen, 80 South 9th Street, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA (July 14, 2025) — #hellsjp/#hells-kitchen" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#hells-kitchen)
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What awesomeness is this‽: This custom made, almost kilogram brass curio is infuriatingly WONDERFUL. I will break into it… eventually. #puzzle #birthday #miriscient #conlang #toki-pona

https://www.byjp.me/posts/40th-puzzle-box/what-a-gift/
July 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"Rho hosan yuddi, JP!"

(From Museum of Welsh Life (July 2, 2025) — #welshjp/#welsh-life" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#welsh-life)
July 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"اسكت JP"

(From Burj Khalkifa, Dubai (June 15, 2025) — #dubaijp/#dubai" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#dubai)
June 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"กะดอง, JP"

(From Wat Rong Khun, Chiang Rai, Thailand (April 22, 2025) — #watp.jp/#wat-rong-khun" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#wat-rong-khun)
June 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Decided to go for a refund, but the automated refund system wouldn't work for me.
May 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Gosh buying Paragon extFS for Mac is a disappointing experience. Double restart is unavoidable, and being forced to create an account to use my new licence key is annoying, but account creation requiring action from the support team is just… WTF‽
May 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"閉嘴 JP!"

(From Keelung, Taiwan (May 12, 2025) — #taiwanp/#taiwan" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#taiwan)
May 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I visited a friend in Todmorden a month back or so, and bought this lovely oils-on-wood painting of the Yorkshire moors from the art gallery on the train platform.

I’ve lost the name of the artist (😭) but I did build it a frame yesterday, which I’m rather proud of ☺️
May 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I just swapped to using dithered images for my Gemini capsule — no reason beyond I quite like what my dither tool makes ☺️

gemini://gemini.byjp.me/photos/instagram/mtbmj34wcwl2eppnfbufl3c6ry/

(Go get Lagrange (https://github.com/skyjake/lagrange/releases) if you haven't visited Gemini space
April 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Oh no. I put my phone down after a sensible chuckle and… #xkcd
April 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I saw this lovely postcard and thought I’d take a photo of the same spot ~50 years later!
April 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
March 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"CALA A BOCA, JP

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(From Lisbon (January 1, 2025) — #lisbonp/#lisbon" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#lisbon)
March 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
A friend just sent me this wonderful gift! I love trees, so it’s an instant win, plus the illustrations are *amazing* 😍

(@hollyexley.bsky.social, is this your excellent work?) #pinkskyPost
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
February 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Though can someone explain to me how this app can be “17+ years old” when BlueSky didn’t exist in 2020, let alone before 2008‽
February 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
My friend Claire has told me, once again, to Shut Up via #postcard 😂

"Shut up JP! (but faster)

(This was sent from the Awesome Games Done Quick (AGDQ) conference in 2025. Video game speed runners and fans gather to show off the techniques of their incredibly fast ru... #agdq.jp/#agdq" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://shutup.jp/#agdq
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I miss all the skiing I got to do with Chris & Dad in Whistler over Christmas!
#skiing #family
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM