By_Yalz
@by-yalz.bsky.social
A blunt girl with a talent for saying things I should’ve kept in drafts. Join the chaos👇🏼 I make your feed 10X better! 🤭🤷🏻♀️🫶🏼🇨🇦🍁
Airports should really have a lane for people who know what they’re doing. 😭🤣
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Airports should really have a lane for people who know what they’re doing. 😭🤣
FedEx Tracking:
1. The tracking number does not exist.
2. It’s delivered.
1. The tracking number does not exist.
2. It’s delivered.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
FedEx Tracking:
1. The tracking number does not exist.
2. It’s delivered.
1. The tracking number does not exist.
2. It’s delivered.
Me: Buys my dog a new toy
My dog: "Time to perform an emergency squeakerectomy on our latest patient."
My dog: "Time to perform an emergency squeakerectomy on our latest patient."
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Me: Buys my dog a new toy
My dog: "Time to perform an emergency squeakerectomy on our latest patient."
My dog: "Time to perform an emergency squeakerectomy on our latest patient."
Parents be like "i moved out at 18"
Bro... rent was 47 cents back then
Bro... rent was 47 cents back then
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Parents be like "i moved out at 18"
Bro... rent was 47 cents back then
Bro... rent was 47 cents back then
"abs or biceps"
Bro, in this generation a brain and emotional intelligence would be fabulous.
Bro, in this generation a brain and emotional intelligence would be fabulous.
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
"abs or biceps"
Bro, in this generation a brain and emotional intelligence would be fabulous.
Bro, in this generation a brain and emotional intelligence would be fabulous.
To the sane Americans scrolling through this app:
We know.
We see it.
We’re concerned and speechless.
We know.
We see it.
We’re concerned and speechless.
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
To the sane Americans scrolling through this app:
We know.
We see it.
We’re concerned and speechless.
We know.
We see it.
We’re concerned and speechless.
The four Canadian seasons:
-Summer
-Fall
-SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT ISSUED by Environment Canada
-Spring
-Summer
-Fall
-SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT ISSUED by Environment Canada
-Spring
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
The four Canadian seasons:
-Summer
-Fall
-SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT ISSUED by Environment Canada
-Spring
-Summer
-Fall
-SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT ISSUED by Environment Canada
-Spring
Gather here if you think the USA has disqualified itself from hosting the World Cup & Olympics.
Sports deserve security, not chaos.
Sports deserve security, not chaos.
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Gather here if you think the USA has disqualified itself from hosting the World Cup & Olympics.
Sports deserve security, not chaos.
Sports deserve security, not chaos.
Disclaimer: Side effects of my posts may include laughter, choking on coffee, and questioning why you opened the app this early. 🤷🏻♀️🤭
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Disclaimer: Side effects of my posts may include laughter, choking on coffee, and questioning why you opened the app this early. 🤷🏻♀️🤭