For all you billionaires: we do not want you to represent us, because you do not. We want your money to go to someone who actually does. Go put on your modest shoes and do something for someone else for a change. Tired of Steyer running in CA.

Quick! The formaldehyde!

Ah yes back where I belong, the kitchen table. Cats, man.

It took some patience, but if it took this to get this deep cut that cuts deep, I’m satisfied with the ending of the Ballad of Lindsay Halligan.

Do you want it done: quick, cheap, good? Pick two.

I’m telling you there’s a market for domestic grown bananas. $29 per pound is reasonable, right? Wait how much do bananas cost?

But did the sandwiches have mustard and onions on them? Does this taint the jury? Condiments throw the trial!

Papyrus typeface dropping soon over at HHS…

Broken clock still right twice a day 😣

Didn’t the court order use of emergency funds?

Actually, since St. Joe’s is K-8, pretty clear this is adults.

I grew up Catholic and there are absolutely Catholics like that. There are all sorts of Americans like that. They need to be made ashamed again.

Look some of us wind up typing eye ball when they intend to write eye wall! These things happen! 🤷‍♂️ 😉