Bryan
@bwk.bsky.social
1/2 of @perfectmatchpodcast.com in which we talk tennis and bullshit. Partner and co-host with @shellsteak.bsky.social. Not happy about facsists
Even for an irrelevant kookball like David Brooks, “The Epstein Story Is Beneath Me” is a surprising take
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Even for an irrelevant kookball like David Brooks, “The Epstein Story Is Beneath Me” is a surprising take
Hilarious that you can see The NY Times thrashing between offensive headlines for the same stupid podcast episode in sequence in the mobile app
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hilarious that you can see The NY Times thrashing between offensive headlines for the same stupid podcast episode in sequence in the mobile app
Never stop trying NY Times
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Never stop trying NY Times
Do I think a dog Halloween costume parade is cute? Yes. Do I think tens of thousands of instagram-brain zombies literally blocking people from walking down the street is cute? No. Not cute.
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Do I think a dog Halloween costume parade is cute? Yes. Do I think tens of thousands of instagram-brain zombies literally blocking people from walking down the street is cute? No. Not cute.
This was an incredibly smart and effective campaign all around
June 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This was an incredibly smart and effective campaign all around
Okay it’s no secret that 6 new courts just opened in NYC’s East River Park. Anyone know where/when the other 6 will be?
May 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Okay it’s no secret that 6 new courts just opened in NYC’s East River Park. Anyone know where/when the other 6 will be?
@shellsteak.bsky.social and me with our podcast cohost
April 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@shellsteak.bsky.social and me with our podcast cohost
My roommate, buddy, anipal and confidante for 18 years. RIP Dusty ❤️
April 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My roommate, buddy, anipal and confidante for 18 years. RIP Dusty ❤️
Badly needed timeline cleanse
April 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Badly needed timeline cleanse
Childless cat guys, post your pussy
July 29, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Childless cat guys, post your pussy
If you see this, post a picture you took at sunset
June 17, 2024 at 12:13 PM
If you see this, post a picture you took at sunset
Family visit from hell almost over!
February 3, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Family visit from hell almost over!
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
November 29, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
Are there no good barbers in Silicon Valley
November 20, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Are there no good barbers in Silicon Valley
I did not realize I’m the same weight and height as Donald Trump!
August 25, 2023 at 2:16 AM
I did not realize I’m the same weight and height as Donald Trump!
Gay ones giving more Rip Taylor
August 19, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Gay ones giving more Rip Taylor
Seeing more hipster dudes giving Gene Shalit vibes lately
August 19, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Seeing more hipster dudes giving Gene Shalit vibes lately
Holy shit how did I end up in a scene from Breaking Bad? Made the mistake of beating the missing teeth dude at pool and then everyone is hugging me and is my best friend 😨 also, 9/11 was “obviously” and inside job etc
July 13, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Holy shit how did I end up in a scene from Breaking Bad? Made the mistake of beating the missing teeth dude at pool and then everyone is hugging me and is my best friend 😨 also, 9/11 was “obviously” and inside job etc
Good morning Bluesky. @katyaotm.bsky.social tells me it’s customary to start with pet photos here. Meet Dusty!
July 5, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Good morning Bluesky. @katyaotm.bsky.social tells me it’s customary to start with pet photos here. Meet Dusty!