Neither my work dad nor my work husband are on socials

Lexi on #summerhouse is a prime example of having to learn the hard way why it’s always chicks before dicks. You’re lonely bc you didn’t prioritize bonding with the girls and focused on your enmeshed relationship. Luckily, being young, dumb, and not knowing any better is curable.

#loveisland ‘s music budget puts all other reality shows to shame (but British tv usually has better music anyway?) I bet One Republic retired on those royalties

Every morning, as I try to steel myself for the inevitable onslaught, I wonder, “is today the day I start hissing at my colleagues?”

To their faces. I’ve been actively hissing behind their backs for a while now

TBH, I would be 50% happier if my firm got me a HBCU marching band every time I finished a big project. Bonus points if I get to be the drum major. Brass bands are fine for medium projects. Might be a NOLA thing

I can write Botox off on my taxes as a business expense, right? Because, yes, it’s preventative. It prevents me from making all the faces at all these men

@bittersouth.bsky.social Spring in NOLA sure is pretty!

Y’all. Even my therapist was like, “well, we already know Mardi Gras Bri and Jazzfest Bri are the best Bries.”

In my next life, I want to come back as a drum major

My new wallpapers are 🔥🔥🔥

Inflation’s out of control. No one can buy eggs. And yet - AND YET - Girl Scout cookies are still only $5 🤔

Oh, there’s a character limit?? Cool cool cool…