R Vampires Plausible?
bweasels.bsky.social
R Vampires Plausible?
@bweasels.bsky.social
Professional biologist, amateur cryptozoologist trying to see if vampires defy the laws of physics

#OTPV = On the Thermodynamic Plausibility of Vampires a.k.a a way to burn time instead of doom scrolling
I deleted my other post b/c of an inaccuracy, but ultimately acc to tax docs the school had a net inflow of $1.2b in ‘22 & $218m in ‘23, (most from tuition) so yes more accurately, I would like if the school adjusted the spending priorities of their pool for the year, and they have the $ to do so
March 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Anecdotally, Yale has offered bridge funding for faculty who have grants stripped for this shenaniganery, so it is possible.
March 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don’t mean to be a stick in the mud about this, but they could be doing so much more than they are to support the research community.

Princeton’s admin, I agree, has been an exemplar on their handling of crises over the past 5 years. I’m quite impressed with them.
March 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Apologies, but I don’t think that supporting a university means absolving them of their bad behavior.

CU has been monomaniacal about wringing every dollar from students/faculty/staff with very little support. Ex - defunded labs are apparently still being charged rent by CU for their floor space.
March 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think its possible to hold 2 ideas at the same time:
1) Universities and Academics should stand together against this absurd gov’t.
2) The largest private landowner in Manhattan should dip into its coffers to support the academic community instead of rescinding profships

This isn’t an or situ.
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The school has been non-stop griping about how the endowment is not a slush fund and is fragmented etc etc

The tldr is they don’t want to let go of a penny from their dragon’s hoard. It makes clear that they don’t care about research beyond its ability to bring money/prestige into the university.
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
That’s all not to diminish the work that academics (such as myself) do, nor to excuse the horrendous pricing mechanisms that these companies exercise, but to point out the labor they add in refining these drugs and doing clinical trials.
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And that’s with minimal care about a mouse’s quality of life where a lethal event is unfortunate but not terrible.

Human studies are much more strict about care/outcomes and involve many more participants and clinicians.
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I mean yes and no. I agree that PoC is difficult to get to and involves significant time and energy.

That said, my most clinical facing work has stopped at testing compounds in a few dozen mice to show efficacy.
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Academic research is almost all “proof of concept”, so not a lot of consideration to better binding efficiencies/ general side effects/rare and bad adverse effects.

Pharma companies turn the PoC into a drug that can pass the safety testing and will cause minimal harm vs benefit in people.
March 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Across cancers not liked to environmental injury it seems like the highest lifetime risk for a cancer is ~1%. A quick geometric distribution shows that our vamp would have an ~80% chance of living 2 or more lifetimes before getting cancer with those odds. Sadly that is far from immortal.
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I also wonder how much the indirect costs come from the university in hcol regions subsidizing the students stipends. I’m a student in NYC & and I’m paid over the NIH fellowship rates by the university as an employee (I have a W2)
February 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Lastly big thanks to the authors - its an interesting model and has its own interesting conclusions.
journals.plos.org/ploscompbiol...
Estimating the number of genetic mutations (hits) required for carcinogenesis based on the distribution of somatic mutations
Author summary Cancer is primarily a result of genetic mutations. Each individual instance of cancer is initiated by a specific combination of a small number of mutations (hits). In trying to identify...
journals.plos.org
February 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ofc this is all back of the napkin math, and their really detailed model makes some assumptions that are not true (ie the only mutations are random), but even if we’re off by a factor of 10 this means our own machinery could help vamps dodge cancer for 2000 yrs (effectively immortal)
February 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Given that two of these schools are the largest landowners in NYC and have endowments larger than small nations, part of me would like if they were prevented from siphoning off NIH money for overhead. But the impact to less well funded schools is terrible
February 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM