*not just in politics

Tis the season for the most disgusting, blessed creation

My 9th grader has been taking a CO2 monitor to school in her backpack to track indoor air quality for a science project. This is last week. When your kids come home sick from school, THIS is probably why.

It’s that time of year when we retell the classic underdog story of how a red-nosed Christmas donkey named Randolph gritted and grinded his way onto Krampus’ death-wagon crew

“Sorry doesn’t put the delicious truscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it?”

My 9th grader has been taking a CO2 monitor to school to test indoor ventilation and air quality. We have enough data now to confirm she spends most of her school hours in environs between 1000-2500 ppm, with outliers around 750 ppm on the low side and 3500 ppm on the high side. 1/2