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<cue American anti-drug PSA> "I learned it from watching you, OK?!"
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
<cue American anti-drug PSA> "I learned it from watching you, OK?!"
Cream with that, sir?
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cream with that, sir?
Personally I like to throw the first one into the recycling, then wheel that over to the neighbor's, quick change of the numbered lids and Tooty's your cheeky aunt, none the wiser. Second, third and fourth ones I just bin.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Personally I like to throw the first one into the recycling, then wheel that over to the neighbor's, quick change of the numbered lids and Tooty's your cheeky aunt, none the wiser. Second, third and fourth ones I just bin.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Made the same mistake on a History assignment. Teacher took off five points for suggesting that a barbarian might shave at all.
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Made the same mistake on a History assignment. Teacher took off five points for suggesting that a barbarian might shave at all.
Meanwhile one garden over still a dog sits on his paws, heartbroken.
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Meanwhile one garden over still a dog sits on his paws, heartbroken.
Was about to write about that as well. Crack in paste form...was going through withdrawal when, earlier this year, there was a temporary distribution problem and it was nigh impossible to find here.
June 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Was about to write about that as well. Crack in paste form...was going through withdrawal when, earlier this year, there was a temporary distribution problem and it was nigh impossible to find here.
La seule chose qui importe c'est si le bouffon Trump le croit.
June 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
La seule chose qui importe c'est si le bouffon Trump le croit.
Don't let that fleet of flying foxes distract you from the two UFOs hovering in the clouds above (likely to observe the same phenomenon)!
June 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Don't let that fleet of flying foxes distract you from the two UFOs hovering in the clouds above (likely to observe the same phenomenon)!
Not defending this guy in general but here I'm 95% sure this wasn't about Kamala at all. The browbeating he refers to I assume is pre-Harris stepping in.
May 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Not defending this guy in general but here I'm 95% sure this wasn't about Kamala at all. The browbeating he refers to I assume is pre-Harris stepping in.
What did you imagine those chickens were running away from?
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What did you imagine those chickens were running away from?
I know it's a Hunter Thompson-coined term, but anytime I see the term "greedhead" I can't help but think of mid-90's Julian Cope.
May 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I know it's a Hunter Thompson-coined term, but anytime I see the term "greedhead" I can't help but think of mid-90's Julian Cope.
Check Kroger's, that would be your best (only?) bet.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Check Kroger's, that would be your best (only?) bet.
Not to be MEAN, but WTF else could it MEAN?!
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not to be MEAN, but WTF else could it MEAN?!
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Corn is a fairly common (not universal) topping option in Europe. And it happens to be my daughter's favorite, leading to many a disappointed attempted pizza order when stateside.
April 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Corn is a fairly common (not universal) topping option in Europe. And it happens to be my daughter's favorite, leading to many a disappointed attempted pizza order when stateside.
"Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign!"
April 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign!"
No one in Paris seems to be too bothered about it, they get it that most Americans they'll come across are not MAGAts.
March 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No one in Paris seems to be too bothered about it, they get it that most Americans they'll come across are not MAGAts.
Went to check the Fox News website and it is now the second story, but it reads "Hegseth says 'nobody' sent 'war plans' as Trump admin takes heat for botched group chat".
March 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Went to check the Fox News website and it is now the second story, but it reads "Hegseth says 'nobody' sent 'war plans' as Trump admin takes heat for botched group chat".
Especially since, if the two real time interpreters I know personally are anything to go by, that's not a profession swimming in sports nuts.
March 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Especially since, if the two real time interpreters I know personally are anything to go by, that's not a profession swimming in sports nuts.
Tyson said it himself, he only cares about the business side of all of this. Frankly watching 2024 Edberg against a D1 player would be more interesting from a sporting standpoint.
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Tyson said it himself, he only cares about the business side of all of this. Frankly watching 2024 Edberg against a D1 player would be more interesting from a sporting standpoint.