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AFairlySaneBenjamin
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Clod. Droid. Voorhees. This is the new Rat Pack.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What’s funnier still is that they later had to change her name because they were afraid they’d be sued by Coco Chanel’s estate. She became just “Miss Pommel”.
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Oh, that would explain the dingbat I saw who said “AI has made made much better Star Wars movies”.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
🥱
At least be one of those quacks who call him “Sir Round of Ruin Head” and continually photoshop his head onto Disney princesses. This shit you’re putting out is just boring.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
You’re like a bland bitter Facebook comment brought to life.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ariana Big
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Perhaps someday
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Got cancelled. Sad, but that’s business sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ll keep an open mind. Too bad about the Last Ronin project though.
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This sounds awesome.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh come on, it’s the Ninja Turtles. There was bound to be another attempt.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I guess not! ...Unless the movie flops. Which I hope not, if only because I'd rather have Star Wars on the big screen again.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Even Danny Glover, Donald Glover, and Crispin Glover?
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
🎶Americanos🎶Americanos🎶
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you had said this to me as a kid, I'd be pretty confused.
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Whaaat? A blonde? But the angry men on the radio on the bus said Sweden was “an Islamist Caliphate” where all the Swedes have been subjugated and enslaved.

I swear, I wanted to knock the driver’s teeth in for making me sit through that crap.
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh please elaborate on what I’m sure is a very fresh joke
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
But what about Marmaduke Mouse? Do you like him?
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No, first bring him to...*rolls dice* ...the Accursed Mountains of Albania! It could be called... *Googles songs that have the word Albania in the title*...Destination: Albania!
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM