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Hi! I'm BlueVaporConcord! Some call me 'Tomo.' I am an English-speaking smut creator and voice actress! Stories, captions, audio. Check the media tab! 27 She/Her

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[PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING
Just a little something I whipped up with my mommy voice and some sound effects. Your mom (Hex Maniac) plus farts is a good.

🎙️me lol
🔊Freesound and Noun's Unsorted Girl Rips
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING

New cap! Made in collaboration with the artists Skunk Bunk @bunk_skunk and commissioner Burning @burning_bubbles (both Twitter @'s) and including some choice compound words about my favorite thing in the world...
Sorry dudes, usually Discord keeps the noise down, but I guess my OVERRIPED GUTBUSTS are just too strong tonight... ...haha, get owned, noob... Seriously, you guys are being so whiny over some teeny tiny itty bitty, super small OMEGABRAPS. Do you guys think if I opened mic in all-chat and let loose some CRATERINDUCING SLOPFARTS I'd get banned? L-O-L, I think I tored a new hole in my pants with that last, big, juicy FOGDUMP. Guh...not gonna lie...shouldn't have done a TUMMYSTUFFING with all that 'za earlier... Yo, multi-kill! That deserves a big, fat, stinky TUSHPUSH! ...this burger better not ruin my new controller.... Ough, I think I gota DECIBELCRACKING MEGATOOT incoming...my bad... ...oh shit, that's the ENTIRE enemy team!!! Yeah, I know my HEADPHONE CRACKING GIGA FARTS are making it hard to hear enemies, just turn up your game volume! ...stupid bitches, how did you NOT pick up the rocket launcher?! I'm totally gonna own those noobs on the enemy team, watch me walk right in their spawn and unleash some quality BOOTYBASED EARRAPE. Hey, do you guys smell that? Smells like the HELLARIPPED SMOGBOMBS I got from that burger joint, ayooo! No but seriously, y'all, sorry for my BRAPMAXXED BLUBBERRUMP being so noisy tonight... ...not. RHEA aka 400ozWobble aka ULTIMAGASBAG
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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[COMM]

Hey, stinkies! I've been busy, but I'm back at it! Here's something I made but never posted outside my server...my longest caption ever! It's real silly, enjoy!
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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[COM] CW GOONING FARTS

Double cap, sorta! One is about a generic gooner falling to the love of her life (porn), and an alternative about SAMUS ARAN falling to the new love of her life (also porn)! Check it out!
May 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!
May 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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[COM] CW: LOW IQ STUPIDITY

Your friend's roommate has been watching weird stuff. Surely, there's been no effect on your friend, though, right?
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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[PERSONAL WORK] CW: SCAT FARTS

I uploaded this to FA but I may as well upload it here, too. Oldie but goodie! I mean come on, weird transformation, farting from a dick, mental alterations, ridiculous dialogue, what's not to love?
[THIS ONE IS WAY TOO LONG FOR ALT TEXT I'M REALLY SORRY]
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Hey! Commission me! I'm cool!
May 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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[COMMISSION] CW: FARTS

Emma Frost is a hypno-hero! At least until she encounters a villain with even more powerful mind-frying abilities...
Beating that superBITCH, Emma Frost, was as easy as taking anything else with my mega farts! She thought she totally had me, locked into a mind battle in my evil lair... ...and yeah, my evil lair is my mom's basement, but it's really MY lair since I took over my mom's mind and made her my super epic twerkslut forever, so like yeah she pays the bills but really I'M in charge, so give NEETASTIC the respect I deserve! ...eugh, whatever, pleb. Anyway, Emma thought she was locked in a super struggle, her mind against mine...but it's not my mind that totally owns bitches and turns them into my sexy-ass bimbo slaves. It's my huge stinky brain-numbing FARTS. So yeah, that dumb blonde bitch? She was locked in a super difficult, S-tier battle with my fart cloud. And she was losing. I remember her muttering and mumbling the whole time, clearly just out of her mind unable to understand how hard I was pwning her without trying. Didn't take long to win. Just had to get up close and fart even harder. Big smelly gut gurgles like mine were made for destroying femoid gbrains, so pretty soon, she was all like, "Master NEETASTIC, your slob farts have won again! Thank you for helping me shed my stupid woman brain and replace all the gray matter in my skull with stinky-lovey-dovey bimbo fartelligence!" Yeah, I'd say I won pretty hard against Emma "Gas Guzzler" Frost that day. So now it's been a few weeks, and the former supercunt has gone through a whole lot of changes for me! All funded out of her pocket, of course. I ain't payin' for shit for my bimbos, they can go rob banks and steal from rich assholes to pay for their boobjobs. Speaking of which, of course I gave Gas Guzzler her own mega-sick pair of bimbitch knockers. Something nice and hard for me to sit my ass on and rub my farthole all over! Then came the botox to give her peak as fuck dick-sucking mouth... And the buttjob of course, gatta have a huge, meaty, slappable ass. [I CAN'T TYPE THE REST SORRY IT'S TOO LONG :(]
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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[PERSONAL WORK]
NEW CAPTION! I got these YCH renders from @palisal.bsky.social and decided to do a cap with 'em! Content warning for misogynistic themes, but it's also got latex suits and huge boobs and frat bro type stuff. A little silly, check it out!

#latex #corruption #psg
When the order from Heaven came down, of course Panty and Stocking Anarchy were outraged. They were so close to paying their way back into Heaven from the coins dropped by ghosts. "The fuck do you mean you're gonna slap us into some weird sex suits and make us 'obey misogyny', the hell does that even mean?!" Panty demanded to know, before a suit was launched directly over her body. It quickly took over, turning her organs into malleable latex and her mind even more sex-obsessed. "Meat Mook Panty Anarchy, reporting for duty! Gimme the neartest stud to suck off, and I'll make him unload his jizz nukes all over my shiny, perfect jigglebod!" Stocking was second in the order of Heaven, she was just as incredulous, unknowing of the fate of her sister. She had to be bribed with sweets to even show up to church, but upon being told of her new station in life, she complained, "But we've already got almost all those stupid-ass heaven coins!" When she was informed that the coins were already in possession of Heaven, and were used to fund the very suit she'd be wearing, she asked, "What suit?" That's when the suit dropped down from the ceiling and absorbed her into it, her head popping out of the neckhole. She saluted, her suit squeaking loudly as she did. "Meat Grunt Stocking Anarchy, ready to serve! Men everywhere, my lardbags are sure to get you to cum your fantastic brains out!" LATER THAT VERY EVENING... "Can I get anything else for you, sir," Stocking asked dutifully to the nearly passed-out drunk guy on the couch. All he said in retort was "Cock...sucking...bitch..." Stocking smiled, squeaked down onto her knees, and started taking off his pants, undoing his belt in record time. She pulled out his fat half-chub and said, "Of course, sir! It's my duty as Meat to make males feel nothing but perfect pleasure!" [CONTINUED ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN SORRY IT'S TOO LONG: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64994497]
April 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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btw don't snitch
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Do you like big booties? Weird cringey dialogue? Reality warp? Then you might like this cap that includes a FART ALT for all the gross fans out there! Check it out!
#princessbubblegum #marceline #cringeporn #caption
March 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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GROSS WARNING! Samus is back, and she's even dumber, even stinkier, even more devoted to her fart-stud! Check it out!
#samus #fart #caption
March 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Do you guys want more tiddy toilet?
MAJOR GROSS WARNING! Also a slight alt with a different paragraph about Samus pooping herself. Enjoy!
#scat #farting #caption
My name was Samus Aran. I was a bounty hunter, an alien killer, an expert in combat. I was held up in a populated sector, having my ship repaired. I went out for a few hours, stocked up on supplies and provisions, then came back aboard my ship and took off to another mission. I had a stowaway. I wasn't aware of her yet. Can't tell when she snuck aboard, or how, but the why was made abundantly clear when she revealed herself to me. I was getting ready to sleep, letting my ship drift on auto-pilot to the next segment of space when she...when...she... She FARTED. LOUDLY and PROUDLY. I heard it before I smelled it, but even just hearing it meant it was too late to escape. The vibrations from the sound caused my synapses to rewired themselves. The smell, a bout of green gas oozing from under my sheets, rewrote parts of my DNA. I was left on my knees, drooling, cross-eyed, and babbling incoherently. I kept repeating, "Farts...poopies..toilet...farts...farts...farts..." Within a minute of the first fart, I was in bed with her. Her butt wouldn't shut up...every fart hammered my mind, and conquered me. My name is now Poot-Cunt. I am a fart-huffing bitch, proud of my position as an expert in swallowing not only the gasseous expulsions of my Fart-Stud, but also her... ...her... Her THICK, GREASY, ERECT, TURD-LOGS. Though she prefers, not my throat, but my BREASTS. Specifically, the crevice between them. She was educated me on the true purpose of a woman's breasts: as a Fart-Stud's TOILET. She can spend up to a half-hour sitting atop my firm breasts (enhanced by alien surgeries) dumping shit after shit into my bra. She loves the warm feeling of my skin as opposed to the cold porcelain of a traditional toilet. And every time she unloads another crap, she FARTS again. And again and again. Fart-Stud is my favorite being. Fart-Stud showed me my place. Fart-Stud made me who I am. Poot-Cunt is a toilet. Poot-Cunt's species is toilet. Poot-Cunt's history is toilet. [...] My name was Samus Aran. I was a bounty hunter, an alien killer, an expert in combat. I was held up in a populated sector, having my ship repaired. I went out for a few hours, stocked up on supplies and provisions, then came back aboard my ship and took off to another mission. I had a stowaway. I wasn't aware of her yet. Can't tell when she snuck aboard, or how, but the why was made abundantly clear when she revealed herself to me. I was getting ready to sleep, letting my ship drift on auto-pilot to the next segment of space when she...when...she... She FARTED. LOUDLY and PROUDLY. I heard it before I smelled it, but even just hearing it meant it was too late to escape. The vibrations from the sound caused my synapses to rewired themselves. The smell, a bout of green gas oozing from under my sheets, rewrote parts of my DNA. I was left on my knees, drooling, cross-eyed, and babbling incoherently. I kept repeating, "Farts...poopies..toilet...farts...farts...farts..." Within a minute of the first fart, I was in bed with her. Her butt wouldn't shut up...every fart hammered my mind, and conquered me. My name is now Poot-Cunt. I am a fart-huffing bitch, proud of my position as an expert in swallowing not only the gasseous expulsions of my Fart-Stud, but also her... ...her... Her THICK, GREASY, ERECT, TURD-LOGS. Though she prefers, not my throat, but my BREASTS. Specifically, the crevice between them. She was educated me on the true purpose of a woman's breasts: as a Fart-Stud's TOILET. But it's not just my position as a toilet that she's done to me. My own body has changed into a dump-factory. I can't stop. I can't stop SHITTING MYSELF. When she's on my breast toilet, when she's blasting farts. When my Fart-Stud is unloading in my throat is when I shit the most freely. It feels too good to stop. I can't...stop...shitting... Fart-Stud is my favorite being. Fart-Stud showed me my place. Fart-Stud made me who I am. Poot-Cunt is a toilet. Poot-Cunt's species is toi…
March 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Also, the base image in this caption is an edit I did with permission from the image owner! Here they are side by side, before and after. Subtle difference, but I'm happy how it came out.
March 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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NEW CAPTION! Contains brain drain, cartoon stupidity, and silliness! Very light gross warning for like a paragraph! Original art by Apopop!
Initial Report on the Efficacy of IQ Rearrangement Device DUNCE on Subject EE-PK-01 As requested by the Reality Slobgod, we have been observing Percy for six weeks, monitoring her progress with the ingenious device Her Smelliness has created. First, a summary: The DUNCE cap induces the following effects on its subject: 1. Immediate submission 2. 'Brain drain' into other parts of the body 3. A complete scene of subservience to Her Stinkiness This initial trial of the DUNCE with Percy has been an overwhelming success. Mass production to be used across all facets of the multiverse are to follow this report. The intelligence level of Percival King is now that of a true cartoon moron. She spends all day stupidly jiggling and drooling for the entertainment of her Fartiness. She is incapable of basic math. Coherent sentences are a challenge. When asked to identify objects, she always responds, "boobies." The following is a condensed report of Percy's progress as directed by Her Poopiness. ---------------- Experiment 1: A simple test of subject's initial cognitivie rearrangement. When asked to place a square block in a square hole, she reponded, "Tooty fruity need to pooty," then farted, quote, 'as big as could be.' Her breasts grew two cup sizes afterward. Her Tootiness asked Percy some simple math equations, such as 2+2. Percy's response was invariably a non-sequitor in nature. Examples include: "Poopy time!" "Um...pussy touch?" "Googoo gaga!" "Fish!" Experiment 3: Percy was told to open a door. Percy somehow ended up face-down in a trash bin. Experiment 4: Percy was left alone in a room with a dildo and an onahole. For three hours, Percy ignored the dildo and attempted to copulate with the onahole. Concluding statements: All Hail the Reality Slobgod. The DUNCE is a 100% success.
March 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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NEW CAPTION! Warning for grossness, farts and poop in writing but not in visuals!!

More reality bending farts and women caught huffing them! #farts #caption #scat
Top text in green: IT ALL STARTED WITH YOUR FUCKING FARTS Bottom text in brown: IT ALL ENDED WITH YOUR TURDS IN HER TITS Blue text: You followed her back to her hotel room. It was random selection; you just saw big tits and didn't care what waifu the girl was cosplaying. When she slipped into her room, you shadowed her inside, scaring her half to death. she was prepared to call the police. you were prepared to blast gas. Purple text: Ooohhh...my head...my nose...everything is all hazy... ...green everywhere...ooohhh... did you do that, you...you fucking fart-stud? Did you rip that huge, brain-gooping, mega stinky super fart? i feel like i see clearly now... Farts...shit...toilet...Fern... Ooohhh...is my name Fern? Yes...it must be...I am Fern, the mage with a big toilet that needs poop inside it..... Please, fart-stud...please poop in my toilet... Blue text: Your fart had thoroughly destroyed this woman...you had a big grin on your face as she continued her praise and begging... Purple text: Puh-lease! I'm a fart addict! I need more! Women need more! More big booby women need to be fart snorters! Fart more, please! Please, please, please! Your booty blast got my tits jiggling so ferociously, my inner fart addict is now totally out! I'm a loyal fart addict, and my toilet is all yours for you to crap up and clog to your heart's content..you know, the toilet on my chest? It could really use a thick, long, firm, greasy log of turd right now, fart-stud. You know, right in the crack between my tits? Blue text: Her offer was so exciting, you lost control. You let out another fart, wetter. And then there was a splatter in your pants... Ohhhhh fuck! Is that precious crap piling into your pants?! Fuck, god, please! Let me huff it! Snrt! Your fucking poop is gonna clog my mind! Please, please, please shit yourself more! This divine stink should burn the nose of all the women at this gathering! This...cosplay in my mind...am I cosplaying? I am of course the mage Fe…
March 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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hey bluesky folks. having an emergency! my roommate hasn't been paying our storage unit fee and we're at risking of losing a lot. if you can help us, that'd be great. i promise a 500 word fic to everyone who donates as a bonus! links to help below
November 27, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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NEW STORY!!! You're on a dinner date with a skunkgirl. She's rude, crude, and has a pretty gassy attitude. Somehow, though, you don't seem to mind how mean she is...maybe you even like it!

Links to read/download below!!!
A Dinner Date with a Disgusting Skunkgirl CW: HOMOPHOBIC SLURS, ABLEIST SLURS -Second person POV -Farting -Scat -Slob -Incredibly mean and rude skunkgirl
November 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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preview of four upcoming stories!
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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preview of an upcoming story! another very silly reality warp tale in the same vein as metabunny crushes feminism and the ryuko and satsuki story!

CW: r-slur and f-slur
Meanwhile, Tracer and Widowmaker had both found a bathroom after acquiring powerups to fly and do quadruple melee damage, and somehow both got their heads stuck in toilet bowls trying to pee in them. While they did manage to get out safely, their heads and necks were now thoroughly soaked. Soon, they meet up with Team Homo, who bombard Tracer and Widowmaker with questions about how they got so wet and pee-smelly. Finally, Tracer yells, "BECAUSE WE FELL IN THE TOILET, YOU BLIMEY IDIOTS!" This does not keep things calm between the teams. Eventually, Retard and Furfag, Homo and Asswhore, all group up in an ancient stone arena. There is moss growing on the rock, the stone itself is yellowed with age and caked in dust, and the smell of...not death, but FARTS fills the air. The room is a complete circle, with a set of stairs ascending to a platform
November 15, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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NEW STORY!!!

Extremely indulgent, stupid reality warp with farts and Kill la Kill girls. I think I cooked pretty good with this one.

LINKS BELOW!!!!

#realitywarp #farts #slob #klk
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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OLD STORY REPOST! Another favorite.

The lifestyle of the Mushroom Kingdom's new Secretariat is changing not only her, but everyone around, including the Princess! This slob incarnate will not go unrewarded...

Links below in the reply!

#slob #corruption #princesspeach
October 29, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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OLD CAPTION REPOST!

You confess your love to Chiaki Nanami! When she turns you down, you make a very goonbrained proclamation. Turns out Chiaki's got some gamer-laden teasing to clap back with!

#caption #breeding #teasing
I'm sorry...I...don't think I quite caught what you said. Could you repeat...oh. You're...confessing? To me? Your love? Ha...haha...I'm sorry, but I'm well outside your league. I don't think you-- What?! What did you just say?! You...you... You exclusively masturbate to porn of Overwatch characters? Oh, you...you specifically FAP to Overwatch porn? ... I think I'm getting... ...horny... ...horny to have babies with you...! Maybe... What did I say about you being out of my league? Hehe...the only way you'd be that way now is if you were in an opposing eSports league, I think. Well, you...you know, your...your fapping into my pussy, it'd be like old arcade shooters. ...shooters. Like...like... ...spermies, maybe. It'd be just like Galaga, you know? Your bullets going up to my eggs... I might even have something to ensure you have a double shot! You could long-range snipe my wob! And...cap the point...in my pussy, I think. Dominating... Instead of a multi-kill, it's a multi-preg... 1v1 my cunt and win the match... Hnnh...a new high score in baby-making...
October 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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OLD STORY REPOST!

Metabunny, a bratty reality warper, faces her strongest opponents yet: a group of feminists with a machine to defeat all her porno nonsense with facts and logic! Too bad it's just a game to Metabunny...

CW: MISOGYNY, ABLEIST SLURS, HOMOPHOBIC SLURS

#realitywarp
October 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM