She's remarkably good at doing what she loves, now she just needs to find a way to get paid to do it.

I have done neither of those things, but I've Dm'd for two decades and dealt with rules arguments, squabbling, and spent days researching whether 'magic spell that does x' explicitly states that it wouldn't do Y if you cast it in the dark. So, if you need a deputy, I'm open to the opportunity.

This was my experience driving with cataracts back when that was a thing I dealt with. I didn't know I had them at the time, I just thought that's how headlights looked to everyone... I'm shocked that I never got into an accident.

The guests show up when they're meant to, like dwarves and wizards? Asking because I'm open to being either.