Me: i wanna play animal crossing
Me: i wanna play w101
Me: i wanna play pokemon
Me: ends up reading

I just want a big bowl of mac and cheese and a good long nap. im tired of this country. I can't stand it anymore, but this country doesn't support its workers so we lack the money to move. can the north and south agree to separate and us northerners become Canada? pls?

-he does a plethora of things both against the constitution AND the Bible
-he takes advantage of his power to sue, cancel, and destroy the lives of any who dare insult or disagree with him, in turn censoring us
-he separates families of INNOCENTS to further his agenda

are we burning books next?

From having watched Brad Mondo around when he started making his hair reaction vids to how he is now, I'm suspicious that he recently switched places w his brother for the past like year lmao

1/3 of the way through my replay of pokemon violet and I've already caught 200 different pokemon. Huehuehue

Me trying to rap Busta Rhymes' part of Look at Me Now

Nurse: ill grab you a smaller gown, brb
Me: oh you flatter me 💅

Is no one else terrified that Trump will find some way to remove the 2x presidency law and just become a dictator until he dies or is it just me? His people are already corrupt so with this cabinet I wouldn't be surprised if they found a way to overturn the law.

I'm considering getting back into using Instagram but I rarely take selfies so all I really have to post are cat pics. Any suggestions for other things?

If the lady on hoarders who has food all over her house and eats trash can find a bf, why can't I?

*Klaus comes to town*
Stefan and Damon: he dies tonight dw all will be good tomorrow and rainbows and butterflies
Me: *snorts*

When my cat stops cuddling me in the middle of the night

Does Elena's baby hairs in season 1 bother anyone else? Like ik baby hairs are often unavoidable, but hers are just so....straight

#booksky #bookmemes #memes

Rewatching tvd and i forgot how much i wanted to take a baseball bat to Damon's head in the first season. he's lucky he's hot

Thanksgiving: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc
Day After: pizza
Following two weeks: leftovers

It's the only correct way

"onlyfans content creators" seems clunky. Let's just call them skinfluencers