gab
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where can i play bingo with a bunch of delightful old ladies
January 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
where can i play bingo with a bunch of delightful old ladies
changing my finding true love strategy from "checking tinder every 2 weeks for 10 minutes and then throwing my phone across the room" to "looking for a political marriage in another country" my soulmate isn't in the US they are in Bolivia or Uzbekistan or a place i've never even heard of
January 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
changing my finding true love strategy from "checking tinder every 2 weeks for 10 minutes and then throwing my phone across the room" to "looking for a political marriage in another country" my soulmate isn't in the US they are in Bolivia or Uzbekistan or a place i've never even heard of
day 23 no soda i think of coke zero every day
day 15 no soda this is worse than quitting drugs
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
day 23 no soda i think of coke zero every day
13 nominations for transphobia the musical. oh okay.
January 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
13 nominations for transphobia the musical. oh okay.
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day 15 no soda this is worse than quitting drugs
January 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
day 15 no soda this is worse than quitting drugs
tummy hurt back hurt head hurt eyes hurt i can't do this anymore
January 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
tummy hurt back hurt head hurt eyes hurt i can't do this anymore
when weed gives you a bad time that's because it was cultivated by someone with evil in their heart
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
when weed gives you a bad time that's because it was cultivated by someone with evil in their heart
new version of gooning it's called duning and it's when i get really high and watch dune with my noise canceling headphones and my laptop 6 inches from my face. basically an immersive theatre experience. 4d.
January 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
new version of gooning it's called duning and it's when i get really high and watch dune with my noise canceling headphones and my laptop 6 inches from my face. basically an immersive theatre experience. 4d.
worst poop of 2025 already on the books
January 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
worst poop of 2025 already on the books
impossible to get a panini in baltimore today do the italians take new year's day incredibly seriously or something
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
impossible to get a panini in baltimore today do the italians take new year's day incredibly seriously or something
instagram advertisements work on me and it's humiliating
December 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
instagram advertisements work on me and it's humiliating
ok not ALL of you guys are doing non monogamy ethically like statistically that is not possible
December 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
ok not ALL of you guys are doing non monogamy ethically like statistically that is not possible
u ever jerk off so good it makes u emotional?
December 24, 2024 at 6:33 AM
u ever jerk off so good it makes u emotional?
receiving cosmic messaging today. i am in tune with the divine forces of the universe. they are telling me to jack my shit crazy style
December 20, 2024 at 4:40 PM
receiving cosmic messaging today. i am in tune with the divine forces of the universe. they are telling me to jack my shit crazy style
shes bouncing on my shit in a morose and confusing way
December 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
shes bouncing on my shit in a morose and confusing way
i mean this in a very normal way i wanna hit myself in the head with a hammer
December 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
i mean this in a very normal way i wanna hit myself in the head with a hammer
it disturbs me when 2 blonde people are in a relationship
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
it disturbs me when 2 blonde people are in a relationship
it's so complicated when your boss is sexy
December 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
it's so complicated when your boss is sexy
expanding my audience #freethinker #hotdogs #hugeboobs #flouridefree #bigfootisreal #invertebrates #ligma #abductedbyaliens #amongus #trains #gangstalking #5g #usquartercollection #mexican #hornyforvampires #dyslexiapride #mormonandlovingit #alpha
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
i'm just a bug watching movies
December 14, 2024 at 12:24 AM
i'm just a bug watching movies
if i skeeted what i really wanted to i would get arrested or sectioned the world is still not ready to embrace their most groundbreaking and controversial thinkers (me) but one day i will have my platform and all of you will see
December 13, 2024 at 7:52 PM
if i skeeted what i really wanted to i would get arrested or sectioned the world is still not ready to embrace their most groundbreaking and controversial thinkers (me) but one day i will have my platform and all of you will see
big pharma doesn't want you to know that the key to managing bipolar disorder is watching movies and chronically masturbating. you don't need a latuda prescription and a therapist. you need a letterboxd subscription and a rechargeable vibrator (ask me how i know)
December 13, 2024 at 7:10 PM
big pharma doesn't want you to know that the key to managing bipolar disorder is watching movies and chronically masturbating. you don't need a latuda prescription and a therapist. you need a letterboxd subscription and a rechargeable vibrator (ask me how i know)
finding the best song in the world that fits the vibe so well for what i'm trying to curate this fall and struck with the worst most annoying lyrics in the word 4:54 into a 9:49 min song "i drank so much tea i wrote my letters in kanji"
December 1, 2024 at 4:03 AM
finding the best song in the world that fits the vibe so well for what i'm trying to curate this fall and struck with the worst most annoying lyrics in the word 4:54 into a 9:49 min song "i drank so much tea i wrote my letters in kanji"
it's a frog eat bird world
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
it's a frog eat bird world