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Athletic programming director. Shibari enthusiast. Competitive marksman. Former paramedic. Forever anti-fascist.
Today I am grateful political cartoons are alive and well.
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Today I am grateful DinoCon, a paleontology convention, takes a stronger stance against pedophiles than the US DOJ and G(ross)O(ld)P(edophile) party/cult.

This is more proof that Creationism is not the way: dinosaurs do not and never have played with children.

Thank you, DinoCon.
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
You know it’s going to be a bad jobs report when Fox decides the only place you’ll be aired is on Jennifer-Coolidge-with-Jerry-Lewis-Head-and-a-TBI’s show.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
MAGA megacuck Jake Lang, a few weeks after leaving a Minnesota protest in tears like a bitch, is the right-wing Star Wars Kid.

These people actually believe they look tough.

I’ve seen stronger kicks from a seizing paraplegic!

MAGA: straight outta diapers.

www.limitless-news.com/local/man-ar...
Pardoned Jan. 6er Jake Lang arrested after damaging Anti ICE sculpture at the Minnesota State Capitol
A Florida man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after Capitol security observed damage to a permitted display on the front steps of the Minnesota State Capitol.
www.limitless-news.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Today I am grateful I’m not among the middle-aged morons that threw a tantrum over a halftime show in Spanish.

The truth is these people understand and use English, the ONLY language they “know,” at a lower proficiency than most people learning it as a second language after a year of study.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Today I’m grateful I can accept some of my best memories were given to me by people that also inflicted the deepest damage and worst pain I’ve experienced.

Life is better without them, but I’m glad they gave me the experiences they did.

Thank you.

The payment to my therapist still seems high.
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The 2025 Super Bowl pulled in 126 million viewers.

The TPUSA All American Pedo Parade has 12 million views showing on the stream a few hours after they tried that in a big country.

10%.

Fucking losers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
A Bezos company is going to use AI to find your lost pets.

I can’t wait to all the people that go pick up their black lab and instead find a grizzly bear.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
TPUSA should be spending their money finding someone that knows who assassinated Charlie Kirk rather than ones that just kill their careers.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Today I’m grateful I’ve always thought Kid Rock’s music sucks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM