The Borg: Resist is futile.

Panasonic: Hold my beer.

He’s wandered off to the development kitchen with a pile of cream cheese, er…. Hold please!

As sad as it sounds, that’s actually the best place.

You are you - and you are enough. Other people’s expectations and hopes are always going to be too high and too much and the world right now demands waaay too much and sets unrealistic expectations for people.

Being happy being you is good.

This is Draig, she’s my girlfriend.

Her parents run a gift shop in Wales and we got her when on a tour. She’s our house fire safety marshal, that that means she looks after the fire and keeps it safe!

Ours is called Dennis! He has a cousin in America called Dylan and a friend in Australia and oooh another friend in the UK called Delilah!

Does his mane crinkle?!?

International consortium of sensory lions.

Omg I have a lion friend like him!!

His bum is a bell!

A £9 latte should come with £7 of it going to the farmers who made the beans and milked the cow.

I’m not.

Never seen one of those machines make latte art or manage to make a decent cappuccino. All the milk ends up the same texture.

And mine has a cup warmer too.

& is a mercenary barista bear.

How is he’s meant to charge you £9 for a latte if you just press a button?

(Also one button - and 3 hours to clean out the milk frother tubes every day. Plus you can always taste the last cup you made as the puck compression elements never get cleaned)

I taste/smell of chloroform and sleepy bedtime powder to help the little kiddos get to sleep.

I’m a punchy snack!

Omg! 11/10 would ride in your shortalls pocket with you for an adventure!