"There's an astonishing ritual I go through every week" I chant to myself on Monday morning
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"There's an astonishing ritual I go through every week" I chant to myself on Monday morning
Man holding balloon me: he is giving up!!!
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Man holding balloon me: he is giving up!!!
Demon chair that makes u smart when U sit in it but in exchange it sometimes farts in your living room
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Demon chair that makes u smart when U sit in it but in exchange it sometimes farts in your living room
Call her Quasimodo the way these hunched over backshots got me saying Notre Daaam!
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Call her Quasimodo the way these hunched over backshots got me saying Notre Daaam!
Pekingese: a laxative for small dogs
October 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pekingese: a laxative for small dogs
Filling my pockets with rocks because I want to jump really high at the trampoline centre
July 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Filling my pockets with rocks because I want to jump really high at the trampoline centre
Yeah I'm full of vim and vinegar; vimto and salt n vinegar crisps
May 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Yeah I'm full of vim and vinegar; vimto and salt n vinegar crisps
CAll me active Susan the way I be turning those tables
May 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
CAll me active Susan the way I be turning those tables
I don't know if it's nature or nurture but I shat in my back garden
April 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don't know if it's nature or nurture but I shat in my back garden
Are you swiss? Because you are riding my ass real hard right now!! Because of the holes in my brain!!
April 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Are you swiss? Because you are riding my ass real hard right now!! Because of the holes in my brain!!
Man reading the Beano "I just don't think Dennis is capable of change"
April 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Man reading the Beano "I just don't think Dennis is capable of change"
All gas no brakes
April 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
All gas no brakes
My hungry ass cannot be looking at bark on the floor again
April 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My hungry ass cannot be looking at bark on the floor again
Smoke that shit that make Brian Blessed
April 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Smoke that shit that make Brian Blessed
There are two wolves inside you and one of them is me before I've had my coffee!!!
March 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There are two wolves inside you and one of them is me before I've had my coffee!!!
Just saw the new toilet in minecraft and if going to the bathroom was like that in real life i'd probably go more often
March 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Just saw the new toilet in minecraft and if going to the bathroom was like that in real life i'd probably go more often