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Butt, Fart: BFFs
Butt: How much money is there in the world?
Fart: Enough for everyone to chill for a long time.
Butt: So why are we all working our butts off?
Fart: Because a handful of people never had a father tell them they love them.
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#money #comic #buttnfart
June 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Butt: This area is haunted by Bigfoot’s Ghost.
Fart: How did he die?
Butt: He went to a restaurant in town... When the waitress said enjoy your meal he said “You too.”
Fart: Oof, brutal.
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#bigfoot #ghost #camp #comic
June 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fart:  I’m completely out of ideas.
Butt: You can have mine.
Fart:  You have ideas?
Butt: No but you can have them.
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#ideas #comic #buttnfart
May 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
No Country for Old Farts #movie #comic
May 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Butt: You ‘ight, u barely touched your ramen burrito
Fart with laptop/phone: so much craziness in the world.
Butt: there’s a lot less if u stop looking at that rectangle all the time.
Fart: You’re right - Fart takes out a triangle laptop.
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#Ramen #Buttirto #comicstrip #comic #buttnfart
May 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
May 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Butt: Oh Snap, It’s my old Strollboi.
Fart: I can finally give you the mix tape I made.
Strollboi: Sorry bro, I only play bangers.
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#walkman #comic #mixtape #bangers
May 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Butt Street.. Every fart has a price. #wallstreet #comic
May 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Butt: What ya doing brah?
Fart: Doom scrolling while the TV is on.
Butt: Peeping anything good?
Fart: Everything is the worst it's ever been.
TV: TV: #1 cause of death in 1346: To the Face.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
April 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
April 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Butt: Hey Fart, This is my lady friend, Heiny
Heiny: Howdy!
Fart: Hi Heiny...Maybe one day I’ll have a lady fart friend.
Heiny: Well, girls don't fart, so lady farts don't exist... (fart)
Fart: So there is hope.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
April 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Happy Wet Day... get drenched y'all #HappyWetDay #WetDay
April 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
April 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
April 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
April 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who needs a do over?
April 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Butt: I don’t have any ideas.
Fart: For waht?
Butt: I got this brand new PearBook Pro with Quad Core AI Blockchain Quantum GPU and I can’t think of anything to do with it besides look at memes.
Fart: What about all the things they show you in the commercials?
Butt: Ugh, that sounds like work bro.
April 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fart: You playing Amazing Giuseppe Siblings?⁠
Butt: Ya, but the Prince is always in another castle.⁠
Fart: Don’t you mean Princess?⁠
Butt: Naw dude, in this one ya gotta find ya boy and tell ‘em to stop obsessing over her.⁠
#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
March 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Butt: Why can't I succeed at stuff?⁠
Fart: Have you tried to do ANYTHING?⁠
Butt: Man, even my friends are against me.⁠
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
March 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Fart: Wanna go to the movies? Watch some sportsball? Get a snack?
Butt: I said I’m busy.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #sportsball
March 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Fart: Did you go vote?⁠
Butt: Voting is for nerds.⁠
Cop: Sir, you’re under arrest for violating the new anti nerd-hate law that passed by one vote.⁠
Butt: Man, someone needs to do something about this!⁠
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#leopardsatemyface #buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fake it ‘till you make it #comic #buttnfart
November 28, 2024 at 12:15 PM