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28. she/her. st paul. i do fullstack web dev and art and gems and plants. Left is Best. Mostly posting about my brand new house for now. Ask me about my favorite color!
We got working dialogs now
April 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm updating my website to look like windows 98 and i'm so obsessed with it mrld.me

im so glad 98.css exists
April 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just discovered iphones have a secret demon clock function and it scared the shit outta me
April 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
NOT too cold for kitty to help me in the garden!!
April 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Too cold to strip today what's the point of even getting out of bed
April 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Is eating costco protein bars every day going to kill me
April 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Don't let men tell you that digging holes is a dudes only activity!!! If you're a girl GO OUTSIDE AND DIG A HOLE RIGHT NOW!!!
April 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Finally warm enough to begin the paint stripping. It's off to a good start!!
April 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Lochlan sighting on the deck!!!! Turns out if you call him over by his name he's a little more interested in you. I got some headbutts and licks as a reward. He is big!!!
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
HUGE UPDATE: met the kitty's owner today and she seems really nice and also has green hair. Most importantly i know the black cats name now!!!! His name is Lochlan!!!!!
April 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My mom thinks that being good at drawing makes you automatically good at painting and has been asking me for a very specific painting for YEARS. Her birthday is this weekend and this looks like shit from a butt.

But at least it isn't AI
April 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you stick one of these in his line of sight his little orange brain short circuits until it's fully destroyed
April 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We're training him to be a shoulder kitty
April 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i love studying photos and making plans for drawings and then NEVER DRAWING THEM!!!!!
March 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm scheming up some backyard bullshit for hopefully next weekend
March 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He's supervising again today
March 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He was out here waiting for us the past few mornings so I guess I have to make this my morning routine now.
March 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm building a vegetable garden!!!!
March 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
SPROUT MODE ACTIVATE!!!!!!
March 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i asked my mom a few days ago what she would think if i got a rat tail thinking she'd get so mad at me for asking (because she gets mad about tattoos/piercings) but she was like sure whatever, i had one when i was your age. WHAT

anyways i look like this now
March 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bought another domain for our old high school scuba club and my old teacher reached out and said he wanted to fully fund all the domain and web hosting costs 🥺
March 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Boyfriend keeps sending me photos of the neighborhood cat stalking him and trying to break into our house because he started feeding him turkey. this is our UPSTAIRS DECK!!
March 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This fat fuck isn't letting me up the stairs unless i answer his riddles three
March 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Going back to my roots of being an ipad kid in the back of a minivan
March 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why is facebook messenger's first sticker suggestion for me a nose surgery diagram
March 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM