How is that legal? You are both under duress and (provably) under the influence of drugs. Surely both of those things invalidate any contract you agree to at that time?

Not a fan of the pink and yellow monstrosity? 😝

Do you think they would add Mr Blobby to the rotation if you asked nicely?

Is there a hot water pipe (or hot air duct) warming the floor there? #cat loves sleeping in the most awkward spots because that’s where the heating runs and the floor is warm (plus if she gets tripped over she gets apology treats…)

Ah! In that case you want the party blower things that unroll a paper tube when you blow them. At 2, they end up more than a little soggy from spit, so make sure you have plenty to provide replacements…

That age is too young for a recorder. You want Yellies. They are sound activated spider things that go faster the louder you yell at them…

If (when) they rule against birthright citizenship, will it be possible to argue that as an immigrant the US courts don’t have jurisdiction over you as if they did, you would be a citizen? And more importantly, do it without going down the sov cit insanity hole…

800 students is the number expected to transfer to Colchester, presumably 1st and 2nd years. I would expect Southend to be losing closer to 1200 students from it's economy...

Swap the contents with nothing but a copy of Uno. Uno is great for team building and helping you work together. Almost as good as Mario Kart…

3. Discover that you are still liable for what you sign and that the AI terms of service explicitly say that the AI is shit
4. Read the contract yourself anyway
5. After having read both the contract *and* the AI TOS - doubling the amount of legalese you need to wade through, sign the contract.

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