ButterLix
butterlix.bsky.social
ButterLix
@butterlix.bsky.social
I like when computer go beep boop.

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December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
:( banama....
October 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
[YES]

Sure, here's some pizza crumbs from earlier, lmao.
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
How can you be a silly little guy then?
September 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wget deez nuts, haha got em...
August 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You love people for their volume
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It was agonizing
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That might actually be blue cheese lol, it's all moldy and shit, there's also cheese that had cheese mites and shit help develop it, so I think there's plenty of traumatized cheeses out there.
July 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You can fascinate a disturbed woman with a piece of trauma cheese
July 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Real
July 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You could then also have the value be represented by how many slices are together and it would go up to the whole fruit. So you could have anywhere from 1-12 slices or a whole fruit for a card. However, I also don't think fruit divides up that much easily, so you'd probably need a better system.
May 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Something interesting about this is that you can have different fruits act as the suits, I think the suits would probably be lemon, lime, orange, and grapefruit, and then the jokers would be whole kumquats.
May 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My mum decided to join in as well and chose to change "takes everything you got" to "takes nothing you got" from The Cheers theme song, so that way making your way through the world today is not nearly as difficult. Honestly, it's a good use of the opportunity.
May 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I chose to change the lyric "deals the cards" to "deal the slices" from The Devil Went Down to Georgia because I think it'd be funny for someone to go into a casino and be dealt an orange slice or something. Or at least only the devil deals with fruit slices, which is still pretty funny.
May 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fushigi Balls, you can juggle them like crazy. Also, my mum decided to give some options as well (she just sent me these pictures. The first one is prosthetic testicles apparently):
May 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM