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E Andersen
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If it’s Disney, Dramione, Taylor Swift, wrestling or 49ers then I’m down. One bed is my favorite character. I work in hospitality, so I’m low key a masochist
My boomer take: I hate fireworks, especially after 11:30pm.

To people who set them off after midnight: I hope your pillow is warm and lumpy, and that you get an itch on the bottom of your foot while driving.

Sincerely someone who has to drug their dog 🖕🏻🖕🏻
July 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
#dramione moots.. I need help. My plot bunny is bouncing around… give me examples of douchy lead singers of bands (does NOT play an instrument) that could also be Cormac.
July 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Highlight of the night: Deadpool going off during Chick Chick Boom #straykids #dominATE2025 #dominATESanFrancisco
May 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
May 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Having a moment as a mom where I get to do something for my kidlet and help her to feel a part of a community she feels passionate about #StrayKids #straykidssanfrancisco #dominATE_SanFrancisco
May 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by E Andersen
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m such a slut for the athlete romance trope, but something about “teach me, sir” scratches an itch in my brain
Quidditch Player or Teacher? 👀
April 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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When I think I haven’t lived… I guess I have
April 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I posted on AO3 and now I want to hide… 🙈
March 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
7.6 mil ppl watching empty chairs on the bird app… not gonna lie, this is brilliant. Keep it on in the background and peek in when the music comes on. My daughter and I are loving this
#marvel #doomsday #emptychairs
March 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There’s a part of me that feels like they did him dirty with this angle (and rightfully so).
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cross posting from the bad place:

DHR Inspo
When Hermione skips over morally grey and goes straight to morally black and serves at the side of Voldy’s right hand man Draco Malfoy.
They host magnificent parties that include making examples of Order Members who took advantage of her
March 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Pansy prompt:
Astoria (second favorite to Pansy/Ginny), Muggle AU, “Close your eyes”
Pansy is a tattoo artist, Astoria is spoiled little rich girl who keeps coming in and getting tiny trendy tattoos. After months of flirting she comes in and tells Pansy to tattoo her lips wherever she wants.
ROLL A DIE TO MAKE YOUR OWN PROMPT!

I've never done one of these, but I don't think anyone's surprised that I chose to make a Pansy-centric one as my first one? 😅

Link to dice
g.co/kgs/G6daFdX
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
DHR | Fluff
“My love! My love!!” Draco came running into the library. Cheeks rosey. He had the scarf and hat on that Hermione had recently made him. “You have to come see this!!”
Hermione sighed and set her book to her side on the chaise. Draco scampered to her and began tugging on her hands
March 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
She’s finally here! Thanks for nothing Barnes & Noble #sunriseonthereaping #booksky #thisisgonnahurt
March 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just want my copy of Sunrise on the Reaping! Every day I get an alert that it’s delayed one more day. WTF Barnes & Noble… I should preordered through Powells. They would never #bookproblems
March 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If that’s not the most Harry Potter picture ever!?!
It’s giving fluff
It’s giving a lil angst
It’s giving happy ending
It’s giving “run away with me”
I just can’t tell who Harry’s lady is. It’s not Ginny. Not Hermione. Not Pansy. Not Luna.
Astoria? Daphne? Heeelp!
March 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It was jersey day for the kidlet at school today. She asked for my Niners jersey (proud mama moment). She asked what player it’s for, I told her it’s Vernon Davis but he left the team the year after I got it, so she can say it’s Kittle instead #fttb #niners #49ers
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m old enough to remember when Large Marge and Lauren Blowjob sat there and hooted and hollered at Obama and Biden, but no one called them out for lack of decorum or had them escorted out. Bunch of whiny babies #liesonparade
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Also, fuck Dave’s drunken “apology”/“confession” whatever to Lauren! #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind8
March 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Maybe it’s me being biased, but does anyone else not believe Madison’s story about what happened after they left the pods?! #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind8
March 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Not gonna lie, it writes itself
February 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy Singles Awareness Day! Diving into #loveisblind So far my favorite guys are Daniel and Alex (in only 15 minutes in)… so I’m sure they’re toxic AF
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’ve been seeing some hot garbage takes from “family” in the last 24 hours, especially being anti-trans/pro-tr*mp. In an effort to be as passive aggressive and petty as humanly possible, I need memes! Pro Trans, Pro LGBTQ, Black Lives Matter, Anti-Tr*mp… I want it all! I crave more white man tears
February 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I’m inspired by Kendrick. Today I have all the time and I will be petty AF.
February 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM