That fuckass eye
@butteredt0asty.bsky.social
she/her • being a public nuisance since *checks notes* forever
Pinned
Born to whore my way into state government and kill everyone forced to be a disembodied suit of armor with a fuckass mace
Okay actually when I was a kid I distinctly remember having two (2) imaginary friends who were twin multiheaded dragons (to separate dragons, each with their own body and multiple heads). This is. Well it tracks!
March 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Okay actually when I was a kid I distinctly remember having two (2) imaginary friends who were twin multiheaded dragons (to separate dragons, each with their own body and multiple heads). This is. Well it tracks!
It’s that time of year again. I get to subject everyone else to my music taste and make them think “what the FUCK is happening in that car” (it’s warm enough for me to roll my windows down driving)
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It’s that time of year again. I get to subject everyone else to my music taste and make them think “what the FUCK is happening in that car” (it’s warm enough for me to roll my windows down driving)
If Jeff bezos was cybertronian he would probably be called Amazon prime. And then he would get fucking killed because this should be allowed
March 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If Jeff bezos was cybertronian he would probably be called Amazon prime. And then he would get fucking killed because this should be allowed
Or. Making dinner. Knife…
There is a mysterious cut on my finger probably because some of my swagful nature needed to bleed out lest i become too powerful
February 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Or. Making dinner. Knife…
There is a mysterious cut on my finger probably because some of my swagful nature needed to bleed out lest i become too powerful
February 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
There is a mysterious cut on my finger probably because some of my swagful nature needed to bleed out lest i become too powerful
OCs just adult imaginary friends
February 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
OCs just adult imaginary friends
Been doing this for over a month now it has done me good
Surely an entire sleeve of club crackers will do me some good
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Been doing this for over a month now it has done me good
Tracheas look like boomwhackers
February 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Tracheas look like boomwhackers
*playing go fish and asking for jacks* soo….you gonna jack me off or…?
January 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
*playing go fish and asking for jacks* soo….you gonna jack me off or…?
Surely an entire sleeve of club crackers will do me some good
January 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Surely an entire sleeve of club crackers will do me some good
Why are white trans guys naming themselves Kai so often when names like Optimus Prime and Makalaurë exist
December 28, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Why are white trans guys naming themselves Kai so often when names like Optimus Prime and Makalaurë exist
Born to whore my way into state government and kill everyone forced to be a disembodied suit of armor with a fuckass mace
December 11, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Born to whore my way into state government and kill everyone forced to be a disembodied suit of armor with a fuckass mace
Born to sell fireworks and weed forced to get reincarnated way too soon like Jesus Christ
December 11, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Born to sell fireworks and weed forced to get reincarnated way too soon like Jesus Christ
You ever have a character who makes you feel the visceral emotion of “I hope you have the day you deserve”
December 5, 2024 at 10:15 PM
You ever have a character who makes you feel the visceral emotion of “I hope you have the day you deserve”
Love how androgynous human bodies are bc boobs have become like a yaoi/Yuri toggle button for me tbh
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Love how androgynous human bodies are bc boobs have become like a yaoi/Yuri toggle button for me tbh
Doing the Lord’s work (drawing doomed yaoi as doomed yuri instead)
November 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Doing the Lord’s work (drawing doomed yaoi as doomed yuri instead)
It’s about to happen again. If you could even believe it
Some people I know are about to get an ao3 notification
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
It’s about to happen again. If you could even believe it
Some people I know are about to get an ao3 notification
November 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Some people I know are about to get an ao3 notification
THEY NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS PRONOUNCED JOD WHY AM I JEANS
Brb guys going through apotheosis
November 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
THEY NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS PRONOUNCED JOD WHY AM I JEANS
*taps the mic for testing and there is horrible feedback*
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
*taps the mic for testing and there is horrible feedback*
Brb guys going through apotheosis
November 17, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Brb guys going through apotheosis