It’s no longer “going postal” in my realm. From now on, I’m calling it “going pharmaceutical.” Ugh!!!

Have had people recently ask if I carry a baseball bat in my car. I’m like, why? To quote Ani DiFranco, “Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.”
I am my own weapon, carry a nice blade, and have an industrial strength pint sized shovel at the ready. Why do I need a bat? 🤪🤘🏼

Loving MCM, but struggling with Matt not having an incredible intellect. Struggling!!!
We really did need a good old fashioned laugh track sitcom.
For reals. Laughter is good bladder exercise. (Been so long since I laughed this hard, kegeling is fun again.)

Best car magnet for Ruthie!! Because no. No hate in my realm. I’ll yeet you out while we’re rolling.

My father taught me many things, directly or indirectly. The best lesson was to never know a stranger.

Not sure what is says about me, or my new hearing aids, when my phlebotomist thought they were a cool new helix piercing. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂

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When your wife surprises you with vintage leather boots from Spain…woooooooo. They’re so spiffy!!!

Little kitty faced robot host and wait staff is both adorable and annoying. Very interesting dining experience.

I got my new ears today!! Yay hearing technology!!
#HoH

Well…good morning dandelions, just a week-ish after snow/ice and a hard freeze.
Southeast version of Midwest crocuses. 😳😂

@jo-jo-bean.bsky.social Pippa and Emme love their new scratcher!! Only got a quick shot of Pippa, but they are both using it!! Thank you for the rec! 😻

Happy Birthday, Dad. I miss you. ❤️‍🩹

As much as my body no longer tolerates the cold, my inner despise of creepy crawling critters is thankful for both last weekend’s snow and this week’s cold plummet. 😮‍💨😶‍🌫️❄️

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I need to be shaken vigorously, hard enough to dump out IQ points. Had I known ignorance was truly bliss at a young age, I would’ve tried harder. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Do we think Pippa has a high enough tuffet of warmth and biscuit making?

Emme is spoiled rotten. She gets her self warming bed warmed up in the dryer before she enters. I want a self warming kitty toboggan fort! 😻

This social media flipping and flopping is definitely a process. But for those I know IRL, we’ve done this multiple times already. Just a different platform we will adjust to.
Got that one last big one to purge, or at least trickle it down to absolute bare minimum of interaction.
So, hi!! 🤟🏼