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please send homer good thoughts. he has a very big lump on his neck that seemingly appeared within the last day. i am taking him to the vet tomorrow but i’m worried and don’t want anything to happen to my best friend
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i hate when daylight savings ends and i hate winter forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
what if rob lowe just all of a sudden decided to now go by robert lowe
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this booster shot is kicking my butt
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
reece and maisie’s team task in tonight’s episode was so great
September 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i’ll be honest, i have no idea who anyone is this season of taskmaster besides reece, but maisie adam is really cute and endearing.
September 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i can’t wrap my head around living in this timeline where everyday americans (including myself) are severely underpaid while inflation is skyrocketing, living paycheck to paycheck, and giving a fuck about watching rich people on tv win awards for doing their overpaid job. like, cool?
September 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
anyone i know watching the taskmaster s.20 premier? i am so excited for this season.
September 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
does larry david ever prank call the actress who played his wife to make fun of her for being married to the dumbest kennedy?
September 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the people that embrace chatgpt and other stupid ai crap are the same people that justify keeping their twitter account in 2025.
August 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
tiramisu
what's a traditional food of your people/culture that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand?

for me it is vada pav. Vada is incredible, pav is fantastic, in combination they cancel each other out and become a black hole of anti-taste
July 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
omg rs on taskmaster?? can’t wait for this.
Inconsolable at the end of another series? Fret not, Taskmaster Series 20 is coming soon!

Your five new best friends are… Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!
July 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
it should be mandatory for any elected president to watch ken burns’ roosevelt documentary before being sworn in
June 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
it’s insane that there are absolutely no regulations on these scumbags
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jun 6
JUST IN: The order, for now, overturns actions that limited DOGE's access to sensitive private information. In a separate case, the court said DOGE did not have to share internal records with a watchdog group.
Supreme Court grants DOGE access to confidential Social Security records
The order, for now, overturns actions that limited DOGE's access to sensitive private information. In a separate case, the court said DOGE did not have to share internal records with a watchdog group.
n.pr
June 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
summer prep
June 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
really wanna play d&d or any other fun tabletop rpgs again 😞
May 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i am once chain shouting from the rooftops that chat gpt and all that crap is stupid and dangerous and evil.
May 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
who else is up bright and early ready to make some gazpachooooo
May 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
the sock stealer ❤️
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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if you work in higher ed and aren’t terrified, you must be an emeritus professor or something.
February 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
friendly reminder that it’s ok to get your mom something besides flowers for mother’s day. like something she wants or needs or makes her life easier.
May 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
first farmers market day of the year, which means first batch of gazpacho of the season ☺️
May 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
going to dc (boooo) to see devo (yaaaaay) tonight
May 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i don’t do astrology stuff, but i read “toxic traits” of certain signs for fun and one of them for mine (capricorn) was that we can cut people out of our lives and sleep soundly, and girl….true 💅
May 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
back to the vet today for homie which was already scheduled, but now i think he has a uti (perhaps related to his bladder stones) and i am very nervous about it.
April 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM