Why are these here?

Calm down lads, one at a time

A short Valentine’s Day poem I wrote.
Hope everyone’s having a good one, even if it isn’t spent with anyone, know you are loved 💛❤️

I want to play a game, there is a bomb strapped to your penis with a 60 second timer, I am the only person with the deactivation code, I am standing in the corner, you must give me a big smooch, a real hot and heavy kisses to get the code, will you sacrifice your penis? Or kiss a boy? Your choice.

I've joined the mass exodus