Seasonal depression, that you playa?

If you’re musky around me in a setting or situation where it doesn’t make sense, I won’t forget it—and I’ll always associate you with that moment.

We’ve reached the part of Thanksgiving Eve where my mama says “we just need to run out and grab a few more things”…pray for me.

it’s crazy that we’re all starting over on a new app

but at least we all starting over at the same time

I have the attention span of a squirrel so I lost interest in twitter and threads fairly quickly. Bluesky, may the odds be ever in your favor.

I really feel like echos should be loyal to the owner. Like, why can anyone come in my home, tell my Alexa to do something and she just start turning tricks?

Steve Lacy vz Drake has me cackling 😂😅💀…and I’m also taking applications.