Some regulars I've been serving since I started working at this cafe just said I'm their favorite barista and Tuesdays are the highlight of their weeks
I am not holding in tears what are you saying

Date a neurospicy girl, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
That neurospicy girl just came and started bonking me and said she's "imitating windshield wipers and you're the hood of the car they hit."

The recipe!

Introducing @jackolope.bsky.social @butsimplycole.bsky.social , and Cryptid to the OMEN smp!!!

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Oh my god I keep forgetting I have this account
How's everyone doing today?

I forgot this existed for a second there whoopsies

This is how I feel all the time

Well... hello!

I'm finally here