If you think about it, Taken is really just a remake of The Day After Tomorrow. (Estranged dad doesn’t have money but what he does have is a very particular set of skills to save his kid? Come on.)

If I was learning English as second language, “throughout” would piss me off the most just on principle. Who did this. Why. Calm down. You?

2025 is just assuming every headline you read is an Onion article but not being particularly surprised when it’s not.

Moulin Rouge but with Britney songs. “Someday I’ll fly Away” becomes “Lucky.” “Because We Can Can Can” becomes “Gimme More.” “Elephant Love Medley” becomes “I’m a Slave 4 U.” “Come What May” becomes “Work Bitch.” The resonance. The Oscars sweep. Do it for the cinema.

Yall need Jesus. 👀
Jesus:

Do you ever make eye contact with an animal and you’re like “damn. Who? Me? This is such an honor.”